If you are travelling towards the Ruby roundabout from Science City, look right and you’ll notice a new hotel — Hotel Sheldon! Immediately your mind travels (at the speed of light, might we add) to the geeky-nerdy-crazy world of The Big Bang Theory. And that got us thinking, what would it be like if Dr Sheldon Lee Cooper, BS, MS, MA, Phd, Scd, were to run a hotel?

Every guest will be welcomed with a “hot beverage”... even if it’s blazing outside!

Like the Sheldon-Leonard “Roommate Agreement”, every guest will have to sign the “Boarder’s Agreement” before being allowed in. Defaulters will have to drive Sheldon around the city for a week.

All towels and linen will be passed through a UV machine to clean the germs that each guest leaves behind.

Every guest will have a “spot”. No one is allowed to take another’s spot.

Anyone having “coitus” in the hotel must inform the management 24 hours in advance, in writing.

The elevators will not work.

Guests wearing superhero tees will receive a discount.

The hotel will be built like the Fortress of Solitude or the Batcave.

Playing an hour of MMORPG (massively multi-player online role-playing games, duh!) on the hotel interweb is a must.

Every guest has to knock thrice before entering a room that’s not theirs.

There will be special attendants to sing Soft Kitty to guests who are ill.

Each room in the hotel will have a Sheldon-voiced greetings system that will relay instructions to guests as well as provide them with trivia about everything under the sun.

Each television will air an episode of Fun with Flags when it is switched on.

The bell will call out “Bazinga”.

Disha Roychaudhuri

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