GREAT GRAND MASTI (A)
Director: Indra Kumar
Cast: Vivek Oberoi, Riteish Deshmukh, Aftab Shivdasani, Urvashi Rautela, Mishti, Shraddha Das, Sonali Raut
Running time: 127 minutes
There is a new bai in the house. Her name is Shiney. Nobody’s at home but Amar (Riteish Deshmukh). She brings him a plate full of pakodas wearing a blouse which reveals more and hides less. He bites into the pakoda and finds them so tasty, he tips her. She puts the currency note in her blouse. Amar’s eyes pop out and he continues tipping her till the blouse is about to pop out.
Meet’s (Vivek Oberoi) wife has that unique Bollywood twin a la Kishen Kanhaiya, where if you hit one sibling, the other one also feels the pain. The one little difference here is that her twin is a man — an effeminate bodybuilder. So whenever Meet tries to make love to his wife, her pehelwan brother starts pleasuring himself in the other room.
Then there’s Prem (Aftab Shivdasani), whose sister-in-law stays with him and his wife. She too wears clothes which leave little to the imagination. Poor Prem cannot play the statue game with her because his organs start moving involuntarily. And then at night when she gets so scared that she can’t sleep, she insists on lying down between Prem and his wife. And there she feels a “chuha” under the blanket crawling up on her.
S-l-o-w C-l-a-p, CBFC. You really are so considerate to let all of us have so much Masti, er Grand Masti, er er Great Grand Masti!
There are really no half-hearted measures in this film. The three masti-seeking men go the rural route in the hope of bumping into village belles. So the village, of course, is called Doodhwadi and they want to “milk the opportunity”! “Gaon mein wow, maska pao,” says one of the three.
They land up in a haveli haunted by a woman dead 50 years back. The only way she can get mukti is... you are smart...
masti! If blouses and dresses have been short till now, Ragini (Urvashi Rautela) lets her cleavage do all the talking, dancing, even laughing. In the most incredible of scenes, she starts breast-slapping one of the men, because his favourite piece of chicken is the breast piece. Naa, you can’t chicken out of this one!
And if you think you know where it goes from there, you ain’t heard anything yet. In one of the climactic scenes, the three men are made to wear chastity belts and Bhootni Ragini comes and takes off the little piece of cloth she wraps her bosom with for the men to suffer. To top it all, an entire watermelon topples out of the bum of good ol’ Sanjay Mishra. Yes, you read that right!
In the audience there are always two teams for these films. One whose members sit with straight faces squirming in their chairs. And the members of the other team who laugh out very loud, cracking up at every “doodh” joke, every mention of “hilana”, every time the cleavage and the hard-on collides. How sad must be their lives!
Perhaps the biggest joke was cracked by some junior art guy on the sets of the film. And not sure the cast and the crew even noticed. There is a Vincent van Gogh self-portrait in Vivek Oberoi’s room in the film! No amount of masti can be greater or grander.
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