Olga Kurylenko is the new Bond girl, who will star as Camille in the newest 007 film (working title Bond 22.) The Ukrainian model began her film career in France in 2005, grabbing the certificate of excellence award at the 2006 Brooklyn International Film Festival for her performance in L’Annulaire. She also starred in one episode of the many-stories-in-one Paris, je opposite Elijah Wood. Last year, Olga starred in Hitman alongside Timothy Olyphant. We envy Daniel Craig.

 

 

 

 

Bipasha Basu is India’s best answer to the Bond babe — and that’s not just because Bips can carry off the bikini (think Ajnabee and Dhoom:2). Okay, okay, that has a lot to do with the bikini bit, but it is also about Bipasha’s electric body language and Bong oomph. But will John risk Bips in Bondbed?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hey, Piggychops can wear the bikini too and emerge from the water Ursula Andress style. Remember Andaaz? In fact she can even go under water. Remember Aitraaz? Well, with a figure like that, Priyanka Chopra can walk into any Bond movie. Perhaps Don’s junglee billi needs to cool down a bit and just be a bad girl, Bluffmaster! style. What say, Craig?

 

 

 

The only problem with Mallika Sherawat is that she is so in your face that Daniel Craig would be awkward and M would go ballistic. But what she lacks in enigma, Mallika will try and make up with every other asset. Also, Mallika has already broken the Myth that she is only the stuff of desi dreams. Ask Jackie Chan.

 

Enter, Rakhi Sawant. To let Bond, James Bond know the meaning of shock, awe and shock. She will have no qualms about stripping, with or without silicon. Statutory warning: Danny boy, you need to be very careful about where you kiss. Anywhere but her lips. She is a Bharatiya nari, after all. And if you must, please do have a lassi chat with Mika about how to handle the pappi effect.

 

 

Footnote: No, hamari bahu Ash is not being considered for the role of the Bond babe. Why? For two reasons actually. First, she jumped the gun last time calling up reporters to tell them how she was slated to be Pierce Brosnan’s arm candy. Second, she managed to remain all covered and coy even with Colin Firth for company in The Last Legion. Daniel Craig does have a good body, but we still are not sporting enough to allow Bond to show more than the Bond girl. So, no show Bachchan babu.