The ultimate companion software

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If your college life is in a shambles, check out the new University Leisure and Lifestyle (ULL) manager for tips to get it back on track. It’s a software designed by three university students in the UK which is the ultimate companion for youngsters. It not only helps you pick up the right books, but even gives a feedback on your essays. What’s more, if you’re drunk, it will help you trace your steps back from the pub. The programme will fight it out for the UK team at the global competition for innovative software in Brazil. It’s a prototype model right now, but if fully developed, looks sure to be a smash hit. “Take Me Home, I’m Drunk” is a feature which will send a meesage to a local taxi joint with the current location of the tipsy student and where he intends to go. Tipplers, take heart!

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