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The book of all and more pledges (Incomplete)

We shall not name the country that cannot be named

Sankarshan Thakur   |   Published 18.09.22, 03:27 AM

We shall be first time since last time.

We shall sing songs.

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We shall sing sanskari songs.

We shall correct position.

We shall form a county.

We shall take a pran, or vow (wow!).

We shall take five prans, or vows (wows!).

We shall make tea from gutter gas.

We shall be Monkey Number One.

We shall be Monkey Number Two

We shall be Monkey Number Three.

We shall be all Monkeys.

We shall all be Monkeys.

We shall put E before the letter D.

We shall not show degrees (or, pssst, papers, not even toilet papers).

We shall hug all over the place.

We shall say nobody has come in.

We shall not name the country that cannot be named.

We shall have red eyes which we shall show on occasion.

We shall look for the camera.

We will look into the camera.

We shall take camera home when we go home.

We shall put camera behind you, don’t worry, we shall share our camera love.

We shall embrace brands.

We shall bleed commerce.

We shall gaze at the right things.

We shall gaze at the right angles.

We shall rename.

We shall inaugurate.

We shall wave in the direction of nobody.

We shall pose.

We shall change clothes.

We shall change clothes and change again.

We shall become fairer by wiping our sweat on our face.

We shall not hold press conference.

We shall not answer a question.

We shall, never mind, deal with.

We shall make impromptu visits with impromptu crowds and impromptu flowers

We shall spin. Charkhas also.

We shall abrogate.

We shall lie.

We shall lie on macadam.

We shall lie on stone.

We shall lie all over.

We shall sing bhajans and defeat malnutrition.

We shall shed peacock tears.

We shall fly on the back of a bird.

We shall spell it bull-bull.

We shall wear a bunda.

We shall bring you jumlas.

We shall commission.

We shall cry and then dry.

We shall appoint margdarshaks.

We shall look for photo in ration shop.

We shall think and become Thinker.

We shall make big move on road sign.

We shall tell history to please obey now.

We shall tell the future to belong to us.

Please tell me how

To invent this and that vow

So I can make folks say wow!

But just let it be for now.



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