Donald Trump has made a few things very clear to us women, wherever we are on this planet.

That whoever we are, whatever we do, we are mostly a collection of offending body parts. But which body part most offends depends on the nature of the offence caused to the Donald.

That Hillary Clinton, a "nasty" woman, has offended him the most. That he needs to go for her whole. "She doesn't have the look. She doesn't have the stamina," Trump had said.

That if a woman runs for the White House, there has to be proof that she has previously satisfied her husband in bed. "If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband, what makes her think she can satisfy America?" he had asked in a tweet that was promptly deleted.

That other women who had dared to compete with him have ugly faces. "Look at that face, would anyone vote for that?" he had asked about Carly Fiorina, his Republican Party presidential rival.

That beautiful women who criticise him have ugly faces. "And I promise not to talk about your massive plastic surgeries that didn't work," he told actress Cher.

That female journalists who offend him have ugly faces. When The New York Times columnist Gail Collins wrote about the possibility of Trump's bankruptcy, he sent her a copy of her own article, circling her picture, "the face of a dog!" scribbled across it.

That female interviewers who rattled him have ugly faces. After comedian Rosie O'Donnell interviewed him on the American TV show Entertainment Tonight in 2006, he said: "Rosie O'Donnell is disgusting, both inside and out. If you take a look at her, she's a slob." He carried on: "How does she even get on television? If I were running The View, I'd fire Rosie. I'd look her right in that fat, ugly face of hers and say, 'Rosie, you're fired'. "

That female journalists with liberal views who rattle him are ugly and should be divorced. He has repeatedly gone after Huffington Post editor and co-founder Arianna Huffington. "(Huffington) is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man - he made a good decision," Trump tweeted.

Trump dismissed another female journalist saying she was probably menstruating.

But women he likes have beautiful a**es. In fact, they are beautiful a**es. "You know, it doesn't really matter what (journalists) write as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of a**," he told Esquire magazine.

And in one of the latest pre-election controversies, a video was released that showed him discussing "grabbing (women) by the p****" and that "when you're a star, they let you do it". Though it sure is a difficult art, needing much practice.

And mind you, what you think is a sexual offence is a privilege when it is performed by Mr Trump. In answer to the numerous sexual offence charges that have surfaced against him, he has famously said his alleged victims were so ugly that he would not have touched them.

So as women, we are entitled to tall legs, a well-endowed torso, presumably white skin, an unoffending face and some body parts we will not mention, but preferably no brain, certainly no mind of our own.

As women, we should be restricted to the bed, the kitchen, the parlour, and to bearing children, and, if it suits Trump, a beauty pageant, but no further.

It is good that we women are reminded of such things in these days of transgression, but it is strange that it took the 45th American President to do so.

And these were mostly white women, tall and beautiful. What would he think of me, a fat, old, blob of a coloured woman in India, trying to speak English? Maybe he would forgive me for being a "Hindu"?