Nightmare on eat street

Everyone on campus is as enraged as Twitterville with the way Ali San, a London resident, has defiled something as pure and elemental as biryani. He decided that the best way to enjoy biryani is with mayonnaise and ketchup. Really?!

OM-ji

Who would have thought that the little yellow emojis would make it to a film! We love the drama in The Emoji Movie trailer and can’t wait to see the love emojis from our keypads spring to life on the big screen. 

Get carded

Can’t say enough about St. Xavier’s College’s decision to go cashless from July. Word is the students would be issued with rechargeable prepaid cards for all their on-campus transactions. Are we cool or what?! #ProudXaverian

SHE CANNES

We can’t stop gushing about Deepika Padukone’s looks at Cannes, after her ho-hum Met Gala appearance. A Marchesa number to this Brandon Maxwell bottle-green gown, this leggy lass made no misstep on the red carpet. 

Bay babe

Boomerangs to sunkissed pics on Insta, Priyanka Chopra is looking #HotterThan
TheTropics in Miami. Nude make-up, shades and a bikini are our #goals this summer. Now only if we had her bod! 

Modern family

The crazy Sarabhai family returned to our televisions on May 16 after seven years. One episodes down, Sarabhai vs Sarabhai: Take 2 manages to hold on to the old family drama, add new characters and still leave us in splits. PS: We loved Rosesh’s sickening poetic masterpiece. 

Clone call

The Avril-Lavigne-killed-herself-and-was-replaced-by-a-clone conspiracy has resurfaced again! Apparently Avril killed herself at the peak of her career and was replaced by a body double called Melissa. So freaky this. 

Reasons Season

“See you next season,” said Dylan Minnette who plays Clay on 13 Reasons Why, at the end of a video in which the cast members of the show thanked us, the audience, for everything from fan theories to fan art. When is the next set of tapes coming? 

Crush capers

Zac Efron is a busy boy and we couldn’t be happier. Our High School Musical crush is not only getting us hot and bothered in his role as Matt Brody in Baywatch, he’s also getting a chance to show off his acting chops as serial killer Ted Bundy in Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile. 

Ear harm

Our ears are bleeding but we can’t stop listening to, or sharing, Dhinchak Pooja’s new song Selfie maine leli aaj. There is a reason Twitter’s gone crazy about it. If you haven’t heard it, give it a ear. 

Dank you

‘Can Irrfan really do anything?’ AIB asked. And then, Irrfan Khan proved what he can, by mimicking popular memes in AIB’s Dank Irrfan, from the ‘Yeh bik gayi hai gormint’ aunty to Amrish Puri’s ‘Aao kabhi haveli pe’. Irrfan is our new meme god. 

Wedding wows

Two things made us go ‘Bazinga!’ — Sheldon Cooper aka  Jim Parsons marrying his beau of 14 years, Todd Spiewak, and the trailer for Young Sheldon looking into the past of our favourite nerd. It is everything that we never knew we would need. 

Text: Sulogna Ghosh, Rushabh Shah, Tiash De, Agniva Ray, Sehrish Hazarika, Debolina Banerjee