Only women can:
…have oomph. Usually they ooze it. Men can’t. At the best they can have sex appeal. like, say, Randeep Hooda.
…be bombshells. Like Rekha. Amitabh can’t.
…be sex-bombs. Same logic, whatever it is. Maybe the idea is that only women explode.
…be sex-kittens. Why? Kittens, says Wikipedia, are juvenile cats. Ideally they should be both male and female. Why sex-kittens? Men are not even allowed to be just kittens. Only women are. Same applies to sex-pot.
…be voluptuous. No, not even Salman Khan can be called voluptuous, despite his overflowing body. Left to himself, he would certainly NOT be called voluptuous.
……be curvy. By the same logic. Though there’s no reason why Tiger Shroff, Hrithik Roshan or Ranveer Singh does not qualify.
…be sassy. Actress Helen Mirren thinks branding a woman “sassy” is “insulting”. She has also said that she detests being described as taking on “feisty” roles. “Only women are feisty,” she has said. “It just makes me gag.”
…be bubbly. No, men don’t bubble. Only silly girls do.
…be frigid. Why, oh why?
…be frumpy. Urban Dictionary describes her as “A female with lack of concern for appearance. Often characterised by sweatpants, frizzy hair, gramma panties and a paisty complexion.” Somehow “dowdy” is more generous; it sometimes applies to men.
…be high- or low- maintenance: As if all men look after women and never the other way round.
…be old hags: And we haven’t even mentioned Donald Trump!