Sachin Tendulkar leaves the crease after yet another failure My grandmother is 88. She’ll complete her century before Sachin

• The only high point of the India-Australia series must be that Bradman Memorial speech by Rahul Dravid. It’s all downhill since then...

• Abbas-Mustan’s Players looking better than Dhoni’s players!

• An appeal to the Indian government: Indian cricket team govt-er poyshay Australia ghurte gechhe... Aami jabo... plz, plz, plz....!

• Home ground rock ’n’ roll. Overseas horibol — dedicated to the Indian cricket team.

• Sehwag’s not going to change his style of play. And on his day he can destroy attacks. So let’s appoint an astrologer and play him only on those days.

• With M.S. Dhoni trending worldwide, Americans must be thinking it’s a new version of MS Office!

• On every tour abroad, the Indian Team manages to get one extra day for sightseeing (the last day of the Test match!). This time, they just got greedy.

• Dear Team India, no point suggesting you watch your middle order. At least... watch your middle finger!!

• If India goes down 4-0, will the BCCI consider it a consistent performance?

• Iss team ko toh hum bhi hara sakte hain.

Sincerely, Chunabhatti Cricket Association

• Australian team has yet again run a HUGE middle finger through the Indian Team!

• Ian Chappell during commentary mentioned that Virat Kohli needed to just get over the hump overseas and become a great player. I’d say, for some of our already great players, it would take some getting over the humping they are getting from the Aussies.

• The kangaroos are saying, “Look we have 11 monkeys amongst us.”

EC ka karamchari: Sirji, Mayawati aur unke saare putley humne kapde se dhaak diye hain, par ek problem hai...

EC: Kya problem hai ab?

EC ka karamchari: Yeh thoda kapda bach gaya hai, iska hum kya karein?

EC: Yeh kapda Australia bhej do, Team India ke liye, taaki jab woh airport aayen, undercover aayen!

• Phew. Finally a victory: Indian 2nd innings beats Indian 1st innings!

What lasts longer than an Indian innings? Kim Kardashian’s marriage!

How long is the Indian batting tail? From 1 to 11.

Why can’t Zaheer Khan go for a shower after the Aussie innings ends? He doesn’t know how soon he would be called in to bat!

Breaking News: Mamata Banerjee announces compensation for the families of those who had bought tickets for Days 4 and 5 at Perth