Why do you hate shopping?

Why can’t you keep the toilet seat up?

How is farting/ burping = hilarious? And PLEASE stop trying to burp out our names!

Why don’t you like taking selfies? Or admit that you like them.

Why do you expect women to fix your meal? “Woman! Go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich!”

Why are you so obsessed with boobs?

Why don’t you ask for directions?

Why are you incapable of remembering any date that’s remotely important (birthday, anniversary, BFF’s party)?

Do you get butterflies in your stomach (too) when you fall in love?

Why do you never understand why we girls are angry? When we say ‘Fine’, it’s not fine.

How are you so hooked to bad television? Read: Sad-ass scripted WWE or Bigg Boss.

Why do you answer a five-minute emotional WhatsApp with monosyllables? “Yup/k/cool/wanna get something to eat?”

Mard Ko Dard Nahin Hota. Where do these tacky one-liners come from?

How does the nice ex-girlfriend automatically become a slut?

Why does every meal involve so much meat?

Why do all your shirts look the same?

Why do you start late-night sexting with “What you wearing?”

Why are you afraid to make the first move?

Why can’t you admit you cried while watching The Fault in Our Stars? Or Kal Ho Naa Ho.

When will you do away with those Superman and Batman boxers?

What question do you want to ask men? Tell t2@abp.in