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The suis are at war, twisting against each other in order to take precedence over twisting into us
The sui that gives most will be the sui for us, for what better test for the best sui than a sui that stands most firmly by the nation and its leader, the most nationalist sui of all? Have faith in that sui
The sui that gives most will be the sui for us, for what better test for the best sui than a sui that stands most firmly by the nation and its leader, the most nationalist sui of all? Have faith in that sui
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Sankarshan Thakur   |   Published 10.01.21, 04:12 AM

Sui Generis. That would be the sui for me, none else, thank you very much. Is there one available? Anywhere? Anyone? Tell naaa?  
Everybody is going sui, sui, sui, sui, sui, as if it were some life-saving mantra whose very incantation would unlock the doors to escape into immortality. Sui, sui, sui, sui, sui, like some jaap, or Uber-yogic exercise recommended by BabaHaramDev as single-window redemption from troubles. Sui, sui, sui, sui, sui...

Which sui? Vexing question. The kind of vexing that has triggered a rush of eloquence waxing all about. So much wax, nobody would dare hold a candle to it. It melts and freezes, and turns hard, so hard it sounds like it has taken a position. A position from which it will not budge. Non-negotiable. Unequivocal. Calcified. Here. This one. Nothing else.

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But there appears to be a small problem. Or many small problems. Those problems are that there is a multiplicity waxing eloquent. Sui, sui, sui, sui, sui. Or, who knows, one or two more suis lying about here and there, or about to be revealed. Which sui?

The suis are at war, twisting against each other in order to take precedence over twisting into us. Waxing eloquent and taking positions and getting calcified there, each as righteous as the other, while we are left wondering. Are they meant to sort us out or are they sorting each other, would-be solutions having turned into a parade of problems? Sui, sui, sui, sui, sui... Which sui? How do we get to choose? How should we even know which to choose? Which not to use? Someone, hey one of you, please get up, move your parts and go ask those chaps up there to do a National Register of Suis (NRS) so we have a sense of which sui and which sui not. Get the papers out, come on, they know how to do it. Then we can employ the Sui Amendment Act (SAA), so we know which sui to keep, which to import and which to throw out. Jaaaao!

Else, how would we ever know? We have to do this, we have to separate good germ from bad germ, termite from vegemite. Vegemite. Please ensure. God knows what they put into those suis in the labs, am hearing all sorts of things, frightening and heretical things. They put animals in suis? Really? Things from other filthy things? Bovine things and porcine things? And things from things that bat about and crawl and slither? I mean, what the hell is happening? What devilish alchemy do they get up to in those secretive labs? They suck things out of one kind of living-killer things and freeze or fry what they suck out and they inject those fried and frozen things and inject them into other living-killer things. Is that how this is all done? Tauba-tauba. God save us. Let us not have to make choices between sui, sui, sui, sui, sui, sui and sui.

Open the coffers overnight. In the morning we shall take count of who put in how much and we will know who values us, and our lives, most. Voila! Solution found. The sui that gives most will be the sui for us, for what better test for the best sui than a sui that stands most firmly by the nation and its leader, the most nationalist sui of all? Have faith in that sui. Get it done. Get that one sui, and we shall melt all others, and kill this murmur of sui, sui, sui, sui, sui. Sui? You know what? You should’ve known from the very start but you didn’t trust yourself enough, you had no faith in Faith. You were not faithful enough. Learn. It isn’t too late, though it is getting late.
It is a matter of faith. What can be above faith? No law. No belief system. No logic. No argument. No ideology. No evidence. No technology. No science. If you have faith, you have a sui.

If you are faithful, you are doing well, because you found it, your Sui Generis!
 
Please give advance intimashun
So with no or little hezitashun
I can get into pozishun
To bare my part for vaxinashun.



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