love dose: yo yo honey singh Love dose — Yo Yo Honey Singh’s second single from his album Desi Kalakaar — released on YouTube six days ago and has already scored 2,867,222 tune-ins. Marked by the Yo Yo man’s style of rap and catchy lyrics, the video for Love dose has Honey desperately wooing a girl he spies in a shopping mall. The girl in question? Urvashi Rautela, who made her Bolly debut opposite Sunny Deol in Singh Saab The Great last year.

alcoholic: the shaukeens

Haan main alcoholic hoon/ Hoon toh hoon toh main kya karoon/ Yes, I am a party freaking crazy....

Yes, these are lyrics from Alcoholic, the first song from The Shaukeens, that releases on November 7. Featuring Akshay Kumar as an “alcoholic superstar” and Lisa Haydon as his “obsessed fan”, Alcoholic has been shot on board a yacht and features scores of hotbods in bikinis. Total ogles? 1,388,376.

trailer: ungli

Kaleem, Goti, Abhay, Maya and Nikhil are a gang of friends — but with a mission in life. Called the ‘Ungli Gang’, the five monkey-cap wearing vigilantes work to weed out corruption at the basic level — taking on everyone from autorickshaw drivers to cops. The Karan Johar production stars Emraan Hashmi, Kangana Ranaut, Randeep Hooda, Neha Dhupia, Angad Bedi and Neil Bhoopalam. Directed by Kurbaan man Rensil D’Silva, the Ungli trailer packs a punch, especially when Sanjay Dutt makes an entry as top cop Kaali. The trailer has been watched and rewatched 1,030,759 times.

welcome charlie: srk makes an entry

Zindagi har loser ko woh ek mauka deta hai jismein woh winner ban sakta hai.... From that wrestling match in the mud to that generous peek at the ripped eight-pack — Shah Rukh Khan grabs eyeballs as Charlie in the 0:48 introductory clip to his character in Diwali biggie Happy New Year. ‘Welcome Charlie’ has 345,576 cheers.

arjun’s bang bang dare

Arjun Kapoor is the latest ‘victim’ of Hrithik Roshan’s Bang Bang series of dares. The dare? To deliver the “5-4-3-2-1” dialogue from Bang Bang in the style of a popular Bollywood character. Arjun took up the challenge, posing as Rohit, Hrithik’s character from Koi... Mil Gaya. Though fun in parts, Arjun’s dare comes off a wee bit offensive — especially when he “attaches” a fake thumb to his hand and tells Hrithik that it should be “6-5-4-3-2-1” alluding to Hrithik’s six fingers on his right hand. Total thumbs-up? 284,065.

Satyamev jayate: episode I

Last Sunday, Aamir Khan returned with the third season of his social awareness show Satyamev Jayate. Episode I — that focused on the plight of sportspersons in India and batted for the need for a sports law so that all kinds of sport are promoted equally by the government — struck a chord with the viewers. On YouTube, the hour-long episode has 212,670 yaayys.

VIDEO OF THE WEEK

iron man to monk

Now this one’s a lot of fun! Guess what Mr Iron Man Robert Downey Jr did on the Wednesday episode of The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon? Wearing a ridiculous wig and a silly robe, Downey Jr took on a similarly dressed Fallon in the show’s most popular format — The Intense Stare Showdown. The two, playing monks with a picture of the snow-clad Himalayas in the background, “ruminated” on love and life, giving us a three-minute video replete with LOL moments. What we loved best? Downey listing the essential elements of the universe: earth, air, water, fire and... Domino’s Stuffed Crust Pepperoni Pizza!