I’m a 20-year-old girl. I was particularly close to a guy among our college friends and on one occasion we were intimate. I knew it was wrong. A week later, he stopped talking to me. I learnt my lesson and moved on. I did not tell anyone and ignore him nowadays. Suddenly he has messaged that should I dare speak to anyone about what has gone between us, he’ll ruin me. My reputation is at risk. How should I deal with him?
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Just ignore him. This is an empty threat and you can always deny anything happened since men are the ones who are the real braggarts. If a man tells you he has slept with a woman you can safely assume all he did was say hello. So you needn’t worry. Normally the women are going about telling men not to talk about intimate moments: I am glad we are now becoming gender neutral even in this area.
I’m a 22-year-old man working in an MNC and also studying for my Masters. I am in love with my ex girlfriend’s friend. But she has told me that we can only be friends. I cannot accept it. She’s always on my mind and I can’t focus on either my work, or my studies. Help.
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Listen son, this is a silly question and I have many important things to worry about. Look, this is me being compassionate hence am even bothering to answer this. Ignore the woman: You are 22 and for God’s sake there is no dearth of women. So why the hell don’t you look at fresher pastures. Why do you always have to be a prized dolt? And I worry for the MNC you work for.
A friend has a modelling agency. One of the models fell in love with him. My friend is married and managed to convince her that he couldn’t do anything about it. Then the girl met her ex, who proposed to her but she refused. So he beat her up. Now she wants my friend to divorce his wife and marry her. What should he do?
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This is even more complicated than Brexit. Look, I really don’t give a toss about what is happening in yours or your friend’s miserable lives. I had to read your question thrice and it still doesn’t make sense. Are you a card carrying member of the Aam Aadmi Party?
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