We’re here to celebrate the ultimate send-off for the one and only Chandler Bing, courtesy of the man who made him a legend — Matthew Perry. Chandler may have left the building, but his quips are still echoing in our hearts, much like Janice’s infamous laugh. So, let’s give Chandler (the original NFT of sarcasm) a send-off with a parting gift of Chandler-level wit.
1. Great! Now even my most cringe moments will go viral
2. Dammit Ross! I told you we should have quit the gym!!
3. Yes, Dad. There are drag shows in heaven.
4. Dying in your hot tub is literally the most LA thing to do.
5. Well, I’m finally dead on the outside as well.
6. They found no drugs and alcohol in your body? Are you even a Hollywood star?
7. Hey Amanda Peet, did you ever wish you’d gone the Whole Nine Yards with Matthew Perry?
8. Making jokes about my death to deal with your trauma? Why don’t you just dig up my corpse and bring him to group therapy!
9. If Janice is in heaven, then... could this BE any more hellish?! Ohhhh Myyyy Godddd!
10. In the afterlife, they better have a Central Perk where the coffee’s free, and Gunther still can’t spell my name right.'
11. Hey Joey, just wanted to check in and ask, “How You Doing?”
The author, Vikram Poddar, is a Marwari investment banker turned corporate comedian. The views expressed in this article are his own and do not necessarily reflect the views of the website.