Teacher: Ritu, give me a sentence with a past tense, that we learned yesterday.
Ritu: But sir, I was absent yesterday.
Teacher: Very good!
Shruti Banerjee, Class V, St Joseph Convent, Chandannagore, West Bengal
Teacher: Where can the mouse run fastest?
Student: On the monitor.
Dripto Sen, Class I, St Joans School, Calcutta
Teacher: Where is Rajasthan?
Sonu: On page 48 of my geography book, sir.
Shivam Garg, Class IV, I.P. Memorial School, Howrah, West Bengal
Question: Why do hummingbirds hum?
Answer: They do not know the lyrics.
Wayne Oscar Brewer, Class VI, St Xaviers Collegiate School, Calcutta
Teacher: I told you to write this poem 10 times to improve your handwriting. You have written it only 7 times.
Student: But sir, my counting skill is not good either!
Krittika Paul, Class VII, Bidya Bharati Girls High School, Calcutta
Teacher: Rounak, join these two sentences I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.
Rounak: I saw a dead body cycling to school.
Rishav Ghosh Dastidar, Class VIII, Sri Aurobindo Vidyamandir, Chandannagore, West Bengal
An army man got promoted. On the first day in his new office a young man knocks. Wanting to impress the junior who was supposed to report to him, he picks up the phone.
Man: Come in... Yes, General, Ill deliver that message to the President. (Hanging up) What do you want, young man?
Young man: Nothing, I just came to repair your phone.
Suchetana Chatterjee, Class IV, Gokhale Memorial Girls School, Calcutta
Question: When does a friends silence hurt a lot?
Answer: In the examination hall.
Diya Dutta, Class VIII, Saraswati Vidya Mandir, Kishanganj, Bihar
Traffic cop: Sir, you were going at 70 miles an hour!
Man: Isnt that amazing, considering that I learned to drive just yesterday?
Sudipto Das, Class VII, Aditya Academy (Secondary), Calcutta
Teacher: What is your age?
Student: I am 14 years old, sir.
Teacher: What do you hope to be in five years?
Student: Nineteen years old, sir.
Brinto Hazra, Class VII, South Point High School, Calcutta
Sonam: Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Sonam: No! Its the zebra. Isnt it black and white all over?
Sritama Mullick, Class II, Modern High School for Girls, Calcutta