Father: How are your grades, son?
Son: Underwater, dad.
Father: What do you mean?
Son: Below C level.
Subham Saha, Class VII, Burnpur Riverside School, Asansol
Question: What starts with the letter P, ends with the letter E and has millions of letters?
Answer: Post office.
Dhrubojyoti Roy, Class VII, Delhi Public School, Siliguri
A woman goes to a psychiatrist with a duck in her lap.
Psychiatrist: How may I help you, maam?
Woman: I dont need any help.
Psychiatrist: Then whats the matter?
Woman (pointing to the duck): The problem is with my husband, who thinks hes a duck.
Rupsagar Chatterjee, Class VII, St Francis Elite School, Calcutta
Boy: Mom, today I learnt how to make the impossible possible.
Boy: By removing the first two letters.
Ranesh Kumar das, Class VI, D.A.V. Model School, Durgapur
Customer: Waiter! Theres a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Thats all right. We wont charge you extra for it.
Suparna Jana, Class VI, The Assembly of God Church School, Tollygunge
Man: Excuse me, could you tell me the fastest way to reach the hospital?
Passer-by: Of course. Just stand in the middle of the road when its rush hour.
Saikat Maity, Class VIII, K.T.P.P. High School, Mecheda, Midnapore East
Servant: What are you doing, sir?
Employer: Writing a novel.
Servant: Why are you writing it? You can just go to any bookshop and buy one that you like.
Raktotpal Gogoi, Class VII, Delhi Public School, Nazira
Question: Whats the similarity between a baby and a dress?
Answer: A baby is what we were. A dress is what we wear.
Kiriti Rao, Class III, D.A.V. Public School, Jamtara, Jharkhand
Question: What do you call a sleeping bull?
Answer: A bull-dozer.
Akash Sharma, Class V, Sunrise High School, Belur
Ravi: Why isnt the sun there at night?
Sohan: The sun is always there, even at night. Its just that we cant see it.
Ravi: Why cant we see it?
Sohan: Because it is too dark.
Manoj Gope, Class VII, Kendriya Vidyalaya, Surda, Jharkhand
Teacher: What do you call the outside of a trees trunk? Student: I dont know, sir.
Teacher: Bark, you fool, bark.
Student: All right. Woof! Woof! Woof!
Puronjoni Sikdar, Class V, Daffodils School, Silchar, Assam