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- Published 28.07.05
Man: Doctor, I have gained a lot of weight and want to become thin.
Doctor: No problem. Go to Victoria Memorial and take three rounds everyday.
After 10 days...
Man: Doctor, there is still no change in my weight.
Doctor: Take five rounds then.
After another 10 days...
Man: Doctor, I still haven?t lost any weight.
Doctor: Okay, take ten rounds.
Man: But, doctor, how much money do you want me to spend on petrol every day?
anjali doshi, Class VIII, Loreto Day School, Calcutta
Teacher: Tell me, Ratan, what does a carpenter do?
Ratan: Umm... does he paint a car?
radhika chandak, Class VII, St Stephen?s School, Calcutta
Q: Why can?t Rahul make ice cubes?
A: Because he always forgets the recipe!
shambaditya das, Class VIII, The St Xavier?s School, Malda, West Bengal
Teacher: Change the sentence, ?He gives her a present,? into past tense.
Student: He gave her a past.
avay chandra sinha, Class VI, St Patrick?s School, Asansol, West Bengal
Lady: I want a piece of meat without bone or fat.
Shopkeeper: You?d better take an egg then.
sana anwar, Class IV, St Thomas School, Godda, Jharkhand
History teacher: Harun, when was Rome built?
Harun: At night, sir.
History teacher: How can you say that?
Harun: Only yesterday our English teacher told us that Rome was not built in a day.
sonakshi biswas, Class VII, St Mary?s Higher Secondary School, Shillong, Meghalaya
Stranger: You?ve just sold a TV set. Now give me my commission.
Shopkeeper: Who are you? And why should I give you a commission?
Stranger: I stole the customer?s TV set last night. So it is because of me that he had to buy a new TV today.
aditya narayan das, Class VI, W.W.A. Cossipore English School, Calcutta
Rakesh: what is the price of your goat?
Owner: Rs 200.
Rakesh: How can that be? Yesterday you told me that you would sell it for Rs 100.
Owner: But last night it swallowed a hundred-rupee note.
nissar goel, Class VII, St James School, Jalpaiguri, West Bengal
Teacher: Quiet! Why are you making such a lot of noise?
Students: We are not making a noise, we are discussing something.
Teacher: What are you discussing?
Students: The benefits of silence.
hrisikesh thakur, Class IV, Don Bosco High School, Jorhat, Assam
Teacher: Can any of you describe a skeleton?
Mohit: A skeleton is a person who went on a diet and forgot to stop.
anant gupta, Class VIII, St James School, Binnaguri, West Bengal