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- Published 8.02.12
Police officer: Why are you trying to cross the road here? Can’t you see the zebra crossing 20 yards away? Ashok: Well, I guess the zebra has better luck than me.
Mother: Why are you holding the receiver to your ear? Did the telephone ring?
Aman: No, I am expecting a call. Isn’t it better to be prepared?
Policeman: I’m now going to ask you to accompany me to the police station.
Drunkard: Why, can’t you walk around on your own?
Question: What did the kangaroo say when he found his baby missing?
Answer: Somebody has picked my pocket!
Uncle: Do you write with your left hand or right hand, child?
Ian: Neither. I use a pen.
Mother and Father were waiting at the airport.
Mother: I wish we had brought the TV with us.
Father: Why, the flight isn’t that late.
Mother: I left the plane tickets on it.
Lawyer: I must tell you in advance that I charge Rs 100 for every question.
Client: But isn’t that rather expensive?
Lawyer: Yes, it is. Can I have your next question now?
Man (to a woman with a child on her lap): That man just stole your purse!
Woman: He won’t keep it for long.
Man: Why’s that?
Woman: It’s a diaper bag.
Question: What did the bookworm say to the librarian? Answer: Can I burrow this book, please?
Prapti: Why is the cat sitting beside the computer? Ali: Because it can smell a mouse.
Father: Do you still want to be a cardiologist, son? Son: I want to be a dentist now.
Father: Why did you change your mind?
Son: A man has only one heart but 32 teeth. I decided that I would make much more money as a dentist.
Patient: Doctor, I feel sleepy when- ever I sit down.
Doctor: Why don’t you just sleep whenever you are sleepy?
Patient: I can’t. I’m a bus driver.
Sagar: What is the longest piece of furniture in the school?
Tina: The multiplication table.
Question: What does a house wear?
Physics teacher: What is the unit of power?
Physics teacher: Good! It is watt.
Judge: Can’t you settle this outside the court?
Criminal: That’s exactly what I was trying to do when I was arrested.
Rima: Can you lend me your cat? There are too many mice in my house.
Ali: Sorry, my cat doesn’t go anywhere. Bring the mice to him.