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Half-man to go missing!

Angus T. Jones’s outburst against Two and a Half Men seems to have cost him the show he was best known for.

The 19-year-old — who has played the adorable dolt Jake in the Warner Bros-produced TV sitcom ever since he was eight — has reportedly been given the boot after he called the show “ungodly filth”.

Miley Cyrus

According to reports, Angus will not appear in the next season, even after he issued an apology that read: “I apologise if my remarks reflect me showing indifference to and disrespect of my colleagues and a lack of appreciation of the extraordinary opportunity of which I have been blessed. I never intended that.”

If that isn’t news enough, guess who might replace Angus? Singer-actress Miley Cyrus, whose guest appearance in the current season has caused ratings to skyrocket!

Ashton Kutcher, who plays Walden Schmidt on the show as Charlie Sheen’s replacement, was pleased with Miley’s appearance on Two and a Half Men. “She walked in here and just owned it. It might become two and a half and three quarters of a woman!” Ashton was quoted as saying.

Our suggestion for a title following Angus’s exit? Two men and a half-woman!