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Doctor: Did you get that scar when you were on the football team? Patient: No, doctor. I got it when the football team was on me.

Salauddin Kader Robel, Class VII, J.N.V. School, Khowai, West Tripura

Question: What did the gangster’s son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

Answer: Dad, they questioned me for three hours but I did not utter a word.

Sampanna Chatterjee, Class IV, Vivekananda Mission School, Calcutta

Question: What is the hardest thing to beat? Answer: A drum with a hole in it.

Zainab Iqbal, Class V, Loreto Day School, Calcutta

Shivangi is drawing a picture of her headmaster and suddenly cuts the portrait into three pieces. Aushree: Why did you cut the portrait into pieces?

Shivangi: Because I wanted to make a few masterpieces.

Urbi Chatterjee, Class V, Carmel Convent High School, Durgapur

A man was busy removing a wheel from his auto.

Passer-by: Why are you removing the wheel?

Man: Can’t you see? This place has parking only for two-wheelers.

Rajat Agarwal, Class VIII, Delhi Public School, Siliguri

Man: Doctor, doctor, I think I need glasses.

Shopkeeper: You certainly do, sir. This is a stationery.

Srijeeta Bag, Class VI, Calcutta Girls’ High School, Calcutta

Woman: Yesterday, the milk you sold me curdled while I was boiling it. What do you have to say?

Milkman: My cow must have been eating lemons on the sly.

Pankaj Kumar Hajjum, Class VII, Bidya Teertha Academy, Calcutta

Rani: Mom! Raju has broken my doll.

Mom: How did he do that?

Rani: I hit him on the head with it.

Nikhil Agarwal, Class VII, Delhi Public School, Siliguri

Police officer: I will have to fine you Rs 50 for breaking the window pane.

Boy: Okay, but you have to give me change for Rs 500.

Police officer: I don’t have change, but you can break nine more windows.

Koustav Sen, Class VII, Assembly of God Church School, Calcutta

Question: What wobbles as it flies? Answer: A jelly-copter.

Uttama Paul, Class V, M.H.M. School, Calcutta

Question: What’s red, full of seeds and looks like half a tomato?

Answer: The other half of a tomato.

Baibaswata Bhaduri, Class VIII, Jenkins School, Cooch Behar

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