First woman: My husband feeds hundreds of people every day.
Second woman: What does he do?
First woman: He is a waiter.
Oinam Sobana Devi, Class VII, Kendriya Vidyalaya, Loktak, Manipur
Guide: This is the throne of Akbar. No one was allowed to sit on it.
Tourist: Im so tired that I cannot stand for a second. Please let me sit here. I promise to get up when Akbar comes.
Ria Das, Class III, Bethune Collegiate School, Calcutta
Sijit: Why are film stars cool?
Neeloy: Because they have a lot of fans.
Subham Roy, Class III, Pearls of God School, Hind Motor
Customer: You cheated me.
Customer: You told me this radio was made in the US. When I switched it on, it only catches All India Radio.
Rajat Agarwal, Class VIII, Delhi Public School, Siliguri
Man (to his wife): Drink up the coffee fast.
Wife: How can I? Its very hot.
Man: Havent you seen the menu? It says that hot coffee is Rs 20, but cold coffee is Rs 40.
Shristi Chaudhary, Class V, D.A.V. Public School, NIT Campus, Jamshedpur
Father: Son, where is your new guitar?
Son: I threw it away.
Son: It was defective. It had a big hole in the middle.
Debayan Chanda, Class IV, Hem Sheela Model School, Durgapur
Customer: I want to buy the Indian flag.
Shopkeeper: Of course. Take a look at these. Customer: These wont do. I want a different design.
Koustav Sen, Class VII, Assembly of God Church School, Calcutta
Sonu: Just imagine. The heroine turned out to be the killer.
Monu: You shouldnt reveal the ending.
Sonu: But you have already watched the movie.
Monu: So what? Suppose I decide to watch it again?
Pushpendra Kumar, Class V, D.A.V. Public School, Gandhinagar, Ranchi
A man was weeping, holding a book in his hand.
Wife: Why are you crying?
Man: I am reading a book with a very sad ending.
Wife: What book?
Wife: My banks pass book.
Swastika Mukherjee, Class VIII, Carmel School, Durgapur
Firefighter: This house is on fire. Get out of here as fast as you can.
Man: Go away and let me sleep. Ill read all about it in tomorrows newspaper.
Trija Sethi, Class VI, Springdale High School, Kalyani