The Telegraph
Since 1st March, 1999
Upon the head-butt
I've come close to being head-butted once, in London, and I can truthfully report it is not a nice feeling. The man who wanted to slam his nut into my face kept swaying back and forward like one of those Roman boulder-throwing machines. I was in no p...  | Read.. 
Letters to the Editor
Clean up the mess
Sir ' The editorial, 'English again' (July 24), rightly notes that the shortsightedness of the Left ...  | Read.. 
Guests of honour
Sir ' The report, 'Karat for Castro 80th birthday party' (July 26), shows the bonhomie that still e ...  | Read.. 
Mayhem in the wild
Sir ' 'Lab animals let off in jungle' (July 24) is a classic example of the callousness of the Indi ...  | Read.. 
Accusations without substance are irresponsible. Accusations to play petty politics is another name for opportunism. The plig...| Read.. 
Three is a crowd
Practice pitch
Spot the joker
On the right track, again
Case of the missing gold
Touch wood
I loathe the expression 'What makes him tick' ... A person not only ticks, he also chimes and strikes the hour, falls and breaks and has to be put together again, and sometimes stops like an electric clock in a thunderstorm. ' JAMES THURBER