Two donkeys saw zebras for the first time.

First donkey: Hey, they look like us but are dressed differently.

Second donkey: They must have run away from the prison.

Customer: I want my money back.

Shopkeeper: What’s the problem, sir?

Customer: I bought some bird seeds from here and they are no good.

Shopkeeper: Why? Wouldn’t the birds eat them?

Customer: Birds? I planted each of those seeds and not a single bird grew out of them!

Gaurav: Why are you standing in front of the mirror with your eyes closed?

Naseer: I’m trying to see how I look when I sleep.

Question: Where are nurses treated?

Answer: At nursery schools, of course.

Mother: It’s so cold today! Where is your sweater?

Mary: It’s in my bag, mother.

Mother: Why is it there?

Mary: Because my bag was feeling cold.

Tenant: The roof is leaking and my flat is flooded! How long will this go on?

Landlord: How am I supposed to know? I’m not a weatherman.

Father: How do you like your new class teacher?

Ravi: She wasn’t nice to me.

Father: What did she do?

Ravi: She asked me to sit in the front row for the present, but she never gave me one!

Mani: What has four legs, is green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls on you off a tree?

Priya: A pool table.

First woman: I’ve lost a lot of weight.

Second woman: I don’t see it.

First woman: That’s because I have lost it.

A baby elephant and ant were playing one day.

Baby elephant: My mother is coming. I have to hide.

Ant: Why? Are you scared of her?

Baby elephant: I will explain later.

Ant: Okay, hide behind me, quick!

Kaveri: How are your grades?

Akshay: Underwater.

Kaveri: What do you mean?

Akshay: Below C level, basically.

Mother: I asked you to notice when the soup boiled over.

Jaya: I did. Exactly at five ’clock.

A 60-year-old man bought a digital camera and couldn’t figure out how to use it. So he called customer care. After 30 minutes, he still could not understand.

Man: Tell me step-by-step as you would teach a four-year-old.

Customer care executive: In that case, hand the phone to your mother.

Question: What is an astronaut’s favourite part of the computer?