A boy bought a model aeroplane from a toy shop.
Shopkeeper: The money that you have given me is not real!
Boy: The plane that you have given me isnt real either!
Swati Baisnabi, Class VII, St Josephs Convent School, Rourkela, Orissa
Old man: What is wrong with me, doctor?
Doctor: You have an eye problem.
Old man: How can you say that without even examining me?
Doctor: Simple. The signboard outside says that I am a vet and you have still come in.
Sayan Tapadar, Class IV, Don Bosco School, Liluah, West Bengal
First man: God, please give me a room full of gold.
Second man: God, please give me a room full of diamonds.
Third man: God, please give me the keys to both their rooms.
Shruti Singh, Class IV, Delhi Public School, Patna, Bihar
Mother: Raghav, you have failed in the exam but you want to throw a party?
Raghav: Yes. Because I have got the highest marks amongst those who have failed.
Brasel Borkakoty, Class VI, Don Bosco High School, Tezpur, Assam
Frog: Please tell me something about my future.
Astrologer: You will meet a beautiful girl in a few days.
Frog: Where will I meet her?
Astrologer: In her schools laboratory during a biology class.
Meghamitra Dutta, Class VII, Springdale High School, Kalyani, West Bengal
Sam: What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?
Pamela: Unlawful means against the law. Ill-eagle is a sick bird.
Mansi Chandak, Class VIII, Rajasthan Vidya Mandir, Calcutta
Raja: Daddy, why do you wear a mask in the operation theatre?
Father: To make sure that nobody can identify me if anything goes wrong.
Abantika Saha, Class VI, Carmel School, Durgapur, West Bengal
During an exam, Teacher: Manoj, why do you look so stressed? Did you forget your pen?
Manoj: No, maam.
Manoj: No! You are worried about pens and pencils when I have brought the wrong chits!
Sukanya: Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Mom: Yes, why?
Sukanya: I need an apple right now. I broke the doctors window.
Teacher: Tina, make a sentence using polygon.
Tina: My parrot Polly flew away. I wonder where has Polly gone!
Man: I cant sleep. I keep on dreaming about a door with a sign on it. No matter how much I push, it doesnt open.
Psychiatrist: What does the sign say?