Teacher: George, go to the map and find North America. George: Here it is!
Teacher: (Turning to the class) Now tell me who discovered North America.
Devansh Sinhal, Class V, St Josephs School, Siliguri, West Bengal
Mohan: What a strange pair of
socks you are wearing!
Pappu: Yes, but strangely I have another such pair!
Sritama Biswas, Class V, Kanchrapara Indian Girls High School, Kanchrapara, West Bengal
Mother: Why are you staring at the bottle of apple juice, Ankit?
Ankit: Because the label on the bottle says concentrate.
Once a fat boy fell off
the roof of his house.
Boy: Am I still alive?
Nurse: You are alive. The four people you landed on have died though.
Ananya Dutta, Class VI, St Xaviers Institution, Sodepur, West Bengal
Kunal: Amit, where is your father?
Amit: He left the earth recently.
Kunal: Oh no! I didnt know that. I am so sorry for your loss.
Amit: No, no! He is an astronaut and is on a space expedition.
Priya: Do you believe in free speech?
Gautam: Of course, I do. Why are you asking me this?
Priya: Good. Then I can use your phone to make a few calls.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Ashoke: I want to be a veterinary surgeon.
Ashoke: Because animals never file cases against their doctors.
Thief: I got caught robbing a bank last night.
Friend: How did you get caught?
Thief: I made a mistake. I started counting the money inside the bank itself.
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Sanchita: I have eaten it, maam.
Teacher: Why did you do that?
Sanchita: Because you said that it was a piece of cake!
Mother: Lucy, why is Rahul crying?
Lucy: Because I am eating my cake and I have said that I will not share it with him.
Mother: Where is his cake?
Mother: He was crying when I was eating that as well.
Teacher: I dont understand how one person can make so many mistakes in his homework, Neel!
Neel: I didnt do it alone, maam. My mother helped me.
Judge: Is it true that you threw a chair at your husband?
Woman: Yes, Your Honour. I did.
Judge: Why did you do such a thing?
Woman: Because the table was too heavy to lift.
A man caught a pickpocket who had managed to take his wallet.
Man: You should be ashamed.
Pickpocket: You should be too, with only Rs 10 in your wallet!