Teacher: Can you tell me what is the difference between breathing and respiration?
Rahul: The difference lies in the spelling!
Neil Ranjan, Class VI, Carmel Junior College, Jamshedpur, Jharkhand
Raju: Here are some facts you must definitely learn. You are sure to be asked these questions in tomorrows examination.
Ram: Really? Please tell me what they are.
Raju: You must remember the answers to the following questions: your name, class and your roll number!
Priyanka Roy Chowdhury, Class VIII, Better High School, Calcutta
Teacher: If you drink milk everyday, you will grow up to be sharp and intelligent.
Student: That means the calf is the most intelligent of us all!
Rahul Talukdar, Class VI, St James School, Calcutta
A man comes back from a trip abroad feeling confused.
Man: Tell me, do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: Of course not.
Man: But in London a man asked me if I was one.
Abhishek Barua, Class V, Pragjyotish E.M.H. School, Guwahati, Assam
There was a sign in front of a fruit stall that said: Dont take more than one apple. God is watching. Rita and Nita stood there and had a discussion.
Rita: Do you see the chocolate shop right next to this stall?
Nita: Yes, so what?
Rita: Lets put up a poster there.
Nita: Oh yes! And it can say: Take as many as you want. God is busy watching the apples.
Lopamudra Basu, Class VI, Ceaser School, Jalpaiguri, West Bengal
Question: Which key would you take to a haunted house?
Gaurav Sarkar, Class VIII, St Augustines Day School, Shyamnagar, West Bengal
Deepa: What is the opposite of a right angle?
Avik: Left angle.
Viplaw Srivastava, Class VI, Army Public School, Bengdubi, West Bengal
Rohan: Why are you climbing that tree?
Seema: To eat mangoes in peace.
Rohan: How can you do that? This is an apple tree!
Seema: So what? I have brought mangoes with me.
Shreya Shukla, Class VI, Carmel Junior College, Jamshedpur, Jharkhand
Shyam: My father is afraid of crossing the road.
Ram: What makes you think hes scared?
Shyam: Well, its obvious. He is always holding my hand whenever we have to cross one.
Binay Kr Tiwari, Class VIII, Sunrise English Medium School, Belur, West Bengal