Ashok: Can you guess why people call my brother Arjuna?
Mohan: He must be good in archery.
Ashok: No, theres another reason.
Mohan: I cant think of any other reason. Tell me why.
Ashok: Because his name is Arjuna!
Amitesh Agarwal, Class V, Don Bosco School, Bandel, West Bengal
Father: Son, why are you looking at that ice cube so intently?
Son: I am trying to figure out from where exactly the cube is leaking.
Manaswita Buragohain, Class VIII, Holy Name School, Sivasagar, Assam
Ramesh: In which month does a baby eat the minimum amount of food?
Suresh: I didnt know theres such a month!
Ramesh: Quite naturally, in February.
Swagata Laxmi Sengupta, Class VI, Carmel Convent High School, Durgapur, West Bengal
Question: Why cant we tell jokes to an egg?
Answer: Because it will crack up.
Aparajita Guha, Class IV, Nirmala Convent School, Siliguri, West Bengal
Ramu: Father, today I answered a question that no one in the class could answer.
Father: Well, what was the question?
Ramu: Who broke the windowpane?
Suchetana Chatterjee, Class IV, Gokhale Memorial Girls School, Calcutta
Pratik: Do you know of any dress which cannot be worn by anyone?
Rahul: An ad-dress!
Bajrang Ojha, Class VI, I.P. Memorial School, Howrah, West Bengal
Four friends were discussing their aims in life.
Raja: I want to be an honest politician and serve my countrymen.
Suman: Id like to be a doctor and serve my countrymen.
Uday: I want to become a lawyer and defend my countrymen.
Susanto: Id rather be a countryman!
Somnath Pati, Class VII, St Pauls School, Rourkela, Orissa
Question: Which knights ride camels?
Answer: Arabian knights.
Tryambak Dasgupta, Class VII, Aditya Academy (Secondary), Calcutta
Seema: In which division of the army should infants be admitted?
Rohan: In the infantry.
Gaurav Sarkar, Class VII, St Augustines Day School, Shyamnagar, West Bengal
Question: How does the beach greet the sea?
Answer: Hi tide!
Ayan P.V., Class V, Garden High School, Calcutta
Rupsha: I heard you went to Delhi to submit your application form? You could have filed it from here.
Doyel: But it was clearly written on the form Fill in capitals.
Shreya Bose, Class VIII, South Point High School, Calcutta