Father: Well kids, did you help your mother with the washing?
First kid: Yes, dad, I washed the dishes.
Second kid: And I dried the dishes.
Third kid: And I swept away the broken pieces.
Anant Kothari, Class VI, St Xaviers Collegiate School, Calcutta
Rita: What does a cow read at bedtime?
Suman: Dairy tales.
Harshit Desai, Class VI, The Bhawanipur Gujarati Education Society, Calcutta
Sam: Grandpa, do you have any teeth?
Grandpa: No, Sam. They have all fallen.
Sam: Then will you hold these nuts for me?
Aditya Saha, Class VI, St Xaviers Institution, Sodepur, Calcutta
Ramesh: Have your teeth been checked?
Sumesh: No, they are white!
Haradhan Mohanto, Class VIII, Vidhya Bhawan School, Dimapur, Nagaland
One dark and silent night, a police- man heard some noise coming from one of the houses. Creeping near the window, he hears two voices.
First person: You cut the neck, Ill cut the hands.
Second person: No, you wont be able to cut the hands. I have more practice. You try the neck.
Policeman (barging in): Stop! What are you up to?
First person: Just cutting this cloth to make a shirt. After all, were tailors!
Rohit Mondal, Class VI, National Gems Higher Secondary School, Calcutta
Seema: What should we call a third version of the Nano?
Mohit: Sodium nitrate.
Mohit: It will be NaNo3, thats why!
Soheli Tarafdar, Class VII, Ram Mohan High School, Calcutta
Chintu: Why are you crying?
Rintu: I didnt get a letter in English this time.
Chintu: So what? Ill write a letter in English to you.
Neelesh Pal, Class V, National High School for Boys, Calcutta
Ratul: If the lights go out, how will we watch TV?
Mina: Well simply light a candle.
Bajrang Ojha, Class VI, I.P. Memorial School, Howrah, West Bengal
Customer: I bought this computer from you yesterday but was really upset when I opened it at home.
Shopkeeper: Why? Its absolutely in order.
Customer: Of course not! The letters in the keyboard are all jumbled up.
Krittika Paul, Class VII, Bidya Bharati Girls High School, Calcutta
Sanjay: Can you make seven an even number?
Rahul: But thats not possible; seven is an odd number.
Sanjay: Simply remove the letter s.
Manaswita Buragohain, Class VII, Holy Name, Sivasagar, Assam