Question: What would you call a teacher whos wearing earplugs?
Answer: Anything. He cant hear you!
Anant Kothari, Class VI, St Xaviers Collegiate School, Calcutta
Patient: Every night I dream that I am playing soccer.
Doctor: Try these medicines tonight. They will help you sleep better.
Patient: I cant possibly do that. Tonight is the final game.
Stuti Aastha, Class VII, Bharatiya Vidya Bhavan, Salt Lake, Calcutta
Leela: Red hair runs in my family. What runs in your family?
Nil: Our noses.
Siddiqua Rahman, Class III, Our Lady Queen of the Missions School, Calcutta
Father: Son, why have you not been good this month?
Son: I will be good every day if you pay me Rs 10.
Father: Rs 10 for being good? At your age, I was good for nothing!
Rahul Ghosh, Class VII, La Martiniere for Boys, Calcutta
Teacher: Tamal, have you written the essay on a cricket match?
Tamal: Yes, sir.
Teacher: Fine, then read it out to the class.
Tamal: The match stands cancelled due to rains.
Sourav Mukherjee, Class V, Sacred Hart, Hooghly, West Bengal
Question: Whats black and white all over and difficult too?
Answer: An exam question paper.
Prasenjit Das, Class VII, Assam Valley School, Sonitpur, Assam
Rohit: I have not yet been able to figure out why popcorn jumps out of the pan when we put it on a stove.
Mohit: You just sit on the stove and youll know.
Pratibha Bhansali, Class VII, St Josephs Convent School, Rourkela, Orissa
Question: What does a sheep do on a sunny day?
Answer: Have a baa-baa-cue.
Harshit Desai, Class VI, Bhawanipur Gujarati Education Society, Calcutta
Teacher: Which are your favourite numbers?
Student: They are 134, 234, 889 and 63.
Teacher: Good. Now, add them.
Student: Actually, now I think I like 1 and 2 more than those numbers.
Haradhan Mohanto, Class VIII, Vidhya Bhawan School, Dimapur, Nagaland
Teacher: What is your date of birth?
Student: October 2, sir.
Teacher: Which year?
Student: Every year!
Manisha Saraogi, Class VIII, Mahadevi Birla Girls Higher Secondary School, Calcutta
Ricky: Will these stairs take me to the top floor?
Mike: No, you will have to walk up all the way.
Jharnak Mandal, Class VII, St Patricks School, Asansol, West Bengal