Teja: That lawyer friend of my father is really crazy.

Vishal: Why do you say that?

Teja: He writes a 10,000-word document and calls it a brief.

Shubhranshu Nayak, Class VIII, Kendriya Vidyalaya, Fort William, Calcutta

Rounak: What did a big chimney say to the smaller one?

Ayan: I don’t know.

Rounak: You are too young to smoke.

Rounak Santra, Class VI, Disari Public School, Haldia, West Bengal

A man calls an electrician to repair the doorbell. After five days, the man rings up the electrician.

Man: Why did you not come?

Electrician: I have been coming everyday. I ring the bell but no one opens the door.

Sudipto Mondol, Class VIII, Hem Sheela Model School, Durgapur, West Bengal

John: Five ants went out looking for food. They found sweets. Four of them attacked the sweets. One was crying in the corner. Why?

Tom: He has diabetes.

Jimmy, Class VIII, Catholic School, Canchipur, Manipur

Customer: Do you keep brown sugar?

Grocer: No. We usually throw it away when it gets dirty.

Nandini Singh, Class VII, Bhatpara Taraknath Balika Vidyamandir, Bhatpara, West Bengal

A man takes his son to a school seeking admission.

Principal: I am sorry we cannot take you in. There are no more seats left.

Boy: You don’t have to worry about that, sir. My father is a carpenter and he will make a seat for me.

Tryambak Dasgupta, Class VII, Aditya Academy (Secondary), Calcutta

Billu: When does a don become a fool?

Paltu: That’s simple. When the don carries a key with him. Then he becomes a donkey.

Anisha Sarkar, Class VI, Mobarakpur Colony High School, Nadia, West Bengal

Boy: Doctor, my grandma refuses to take medicines as they are bitter.

Doctor: That’s not a problem. Just insert the medicines in some sweets and give her the sweets.

The boy does as he is told. After two days he goes to her.

Boy: I am glad you liked the sweets and have eaten them all.

Grandma: The sweets were lovely. But I didn’t like those small seeds in them and I removed them.

Naman Dalmia, Class VII, Bharatiya Vidya Bhavan, Calcutta

In an aeroplane, Pappu suddenly got up and shouted.

Pappu: Hi Jack!

People panicked and some started crying.

After a few moments, a young man responded.

Jack: Hi Pappu!

Niharika Singh, Class VIII, Delhi Public School, Duliajan , Assam