Shambu: Whose photograph is that?
Raju: Its my family doctors.
Shambu: Why have you kept his picture on your study table?
Raju: He has asked me to see him whenever I get a headache.
Tryambak Dasgupta, Class VII, Aditya Academy (Secondary), Calcutta
Question: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
Answer: That is not possible. You will never find an elephant with one hand!
Shebati Kundu, Class VI, Calcutta Girls High School, Calcutta
Suparna: Be ready tomorrow. Well go to Diamond Harbour.
Brinda: Really? That will be awesome! Ive never seen a harbour made of diamonds.
Dipanwita Sarkar, Class VI, Springdale High School, Halisahar, West Bengal
The teacher asked Sunny what he wants to be in the future.
Sunny: Sir, I want to be a teacher.
Teacher: Really? Why do you want to be a teacher?
Sunny: Then I wouldnt have to do any more homework.
Archisman Podder, Class VIII, St Marys Orphanage & Day School, Calcutta
Teacher: Maria please point out America on the map.
Maria: (pointing) Here it is.
Teacher: Well done. Now Rani, please tell me who found America?
Ricky, Class VIII, D.A.V. Public School, Jharkhand
A man, who is almost bald, goes to a barber.
Man: How much will you take to cut my hair?
Barber: Rs 20.
Man: What? Thats too much! Why will you take so much?
Barber: Well, I will take Rs 8 for cutting your hair and Rs 12 for finding it!
Sounava Pal, Class VIII, Makardah Bamasundari Institution, Howrah, West Bengal
Reena: How do ants help us?
Gita: Ants help us by leading us to where our mothers have hidden the sweets!
Manaswita Buragohain, Class VII, Holy Name, Sivasagar, Assam
Man: Wheres your partner today? You never sit alone.
Beggar: He has gone to see a film, sir.
Man: But all these years I thought he was blind!
Kushal Saha, Class VIII, Birbhum Zilla School, Suri, West Bengal
Teacher: Can anyone tell me what a cyclone is?
Student: Its a loan given to purchase a cycle.
Manisha Saraogi, Class VIII,
Mahadevi Birla Girls Higher Secondary School, Calcutta
Question: On which bed can no human being rest?
Answer: The seabed.
Yusra Mohiuddin, Class VII, Saifee Hall, Calcutta