Two thieves robbed a bank. First thief: Should we not count how much money we have robbed?
Second thief: There is no need to do that. We shall find the amount in the morning newspaper.
Shivam Garg, Class IV, I.P. Memorial School, Liluah, West Bengal
Passenger: Is this my train?
Ticket checker: No, it belongs to the Indian Railways.
Passenger: Dont be funny. I was wondering if I could take this train to Calcutta.
Ticket checker: No. It will be too heavy for you to carry to Calcutta.
Tryambak Dasgupta, Class VII, Aditya Academy (Secondary), Calcutta
Teacher: Why have you coloured your examination paper black, Ramu?
Ramu: My mother told me not to submit a blank examination paper.
Rittam Das, Class VII, Don Bosco, Bandel, West Bengal
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I am a bridge.
Doctor: Whats come over you?
Patient: Three lorries, two cars and a motorbike.
Abhishek Pattanayak, Class VII, Kendriya Vidyalaya, Fort William, Calcutta
Suresh: Can you write in the dark?
Father: I think so. What is it you want me to write?
Suresh: Your name on the report card.
Subhrajyoti Talapatra, Class VII, St Claret School, Debpukur, West Bengal
Patient: Aaah! Doctor, doctor!
Doctor: Why are you groaning!
Patient: I have injured my knee badly.
Doctor: You will need stitches.
Patient: How much will it cost?
Doctor: Rs 3,500.
Patient: Why! I need plain stitches, surely not embroidery?
Subhran Karmakar, Class VIII, D.A.V. Public School, Asansol, West Bengal
Question: Where does a cart come before a horse?
Answer: In the dictionary!
Naman Dalmia, Class VII, Bharatiya Vidya Bhavan, Calcutta
Question: What goes up when rains come down?
Manisha Saraogi, Class VIII, Mahadevi Birla Girls High School, Calcutta
Teacher: Can you describe a butterfly?
Student: A fly carrying butter to eat.
Susmita Oraon, Class VIII, Kendriya Vidyalaya No. 1, Ichapur, West Bengal
Soham: Theres one thing no one in my school can do except me.
Mother: Really? What is that?
Soham: Only I can read my writing.
Ruchi Marda, Class IV, Khalsa Model Senior Secondary School, Calcutta
Question: What do you call a path created by milk dropped by a cow?
Answer: The milky way.
Neelesh Pal, Class V, National High School for Boys, Calcutta