A six-year-old boy ran up and down the supermarket aisles shouting
Boy: Martian! Martian!
Mother: You shouldnt call me Martian, you know. I am your mother after all.
Boy: I know that but the store is full of mothers!
Gaurab Lohia, Class V, D.P.S., Ruby Park, Calcutta
Mother: How much did you get in your maths test?
Mother: Zero! But why? Didnt you know the answers?
Son: I knew everything but I thought that I might make many silly mistakes, so I submitted a blank paper.
Riddhi Ghosal, Class VII, St Patricks H.S. School, Asansol, West Bengal
Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called?
Teacher: What are the people of Germany called?
Shouvik Paul, Class V, D.A.V. Model School, Kharagpur, West Bengal
Raju: Rajesh, which is the best gift you got on your birthday?
Rajesh: The trumpet.
Raju: Whats so special about it?
Rajesh: My mother gives me Rs 10 a day for not playing it.
Hritaban Das Ghosh, Class VI, National Gems Higher Secondary School, Calcutta
Teacher: Can you tell me what happened in 1947?
Student: India got her freedom.
Teacher: Good. Now, can you tell me what happened in 1948?
Student: (after a pause) My grandfather was born.
Anisha Das, Class VIII, St Thomas Girls School, Calcutta
Question: A man had two cats. He named one of them One and the other Two. Why?
Answer: Because if One got lost, he would still have Two.
Baibhav Chhetri, Class III, St Xaviers School, Siliguri, West Bengal
Judge: How did you enter the house? It was locked!
Thief: I broke the lock.
Thief: I did not find the key!
Mihyam Hasan, Class V, St Xaviers School, Burdwan,West Bengal
Pappu and his wife buy coffee in a coffee shop.
Pappu: Drink the coffee quickly.
Pappu: Because hot coffee costs Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10.
Harsh Agarwal, Class VIII, Don Bosco School, Siliguri, West Bengal
Gardener: There is a bomb in my garden!
Police: Keep it till it is claimed.
Tulit Pal, Class VIII, La Martiniere for Boys, Calcutta
Swastik: Grandpa, your hair is white. How come your moustache is black?
Grandpa: My moustache is 25 years younger than the hair on my head.
Aditya Pradhan, Class VIII, Khalsa High School, Calcutta