Question: What happens to a plant in maths class?
Answer: It grows square roots.
Aashish Kumar Shaw, Class VII, Sri Aurobindo Vidyamandir, Chandannagore, West Bengal
Teacher: Johny, give me three reasons why the earth is round.
Johny: Because my mother says so, my father says so, and you say so.
Arkadeep Das, Class VIII, Vivekananda Mission School, Joka, Calcutta
Boy: An ant just bit my toe.
Father: Which one?
Boy: How will I know? All ants look the same!
Tripurari Ojha, Class VII, Rose Bud School, Liluah, West Bengal
Sam: Father, I failed in all the tests except in algebra.
Father: How much did you get in algebra?
Sam: Oh, I did not take the test at all!
Rahul Choudhary, Class V, M.C. Kejriwal Vidyapeeth, Liluah, West Bengal
A man sat beside a kidnapper in a park.
Kidnapper: I am a kidnapper. I kidnap young children. Doesnt that scare you?
Man: No, I know you will not kidnap me because I am an old man.
Anisha Das, Class VIII, St Thomas Girls School, Calcutta
A man goes to a doctor.
Doctor: You dont have much time to live. What is your last wish?
Patient: I wish to visit another doctor.
Akash Kumar, Class VI, Calcutta Boys School, Calcutta
Question: Zaheer gives a cold drink bottle to Irfan, who gives it to Sehwag. Why?
Answer: Because Sehwag is the opener.
Tushar Bahety, Class VII, Bhartiya Vidya Bhavan, Calcutta
Chandan (to electrician): Yesterday I had asked you to come and repair my calling bell. Why didnt you come?
Electrician: I had come, sir. I rang the bell thrice, but there was no answer. So I thought you must have gone out and I left.
Tulit Pal, Class VIII, La Martiniere for Boys, Calcutta
Father: You must wake up early. Remember, the early bird catches the worm.
Son: Getting up early is not good for everyone, dad.
Son: Worms should not get up early if they want to live.
Debarashmi Roy, Class VII, South Point High School, Calcutta
Question: In which cup can we not drink tea?
Answer: The World Cup.
Riddhi Ghosal, Class VI, St Patricks H.S. School, Asansol, West Bengal
Teacher: Why are you so late?
Tony: was obeying the sign saying Go slow. School ahead.
Sagnik Mallick, Class VI, St Pauls School, Jalpaiguri, West Bengal