Question: What has a head and a tail but it is not a living thing?
Answer: A coin.
Ishika Chakraborty, Class III, Delhi Public School, Ruby Park, Calcutta
Teacher: Can you make a sentence with freedom fighter.
Aditya: Yes, Maam. Gandhiji was a freedom fighter.
Teacher: Fine, but make a longer one.
Aditya: Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi was a freedom fighter.
Tanya Mallick, Class VIII, St Xaviers School, Bokaro Steel City, Jharkhand
Teacher: Sonu, I told you to write an essay on a dog. Where is it?
Sonu: Madam, just as I was going to put the pen on it the dog ran away.
Ritwik Ranjan, Class VI, Delhi Public School, Farakka, West Bengal
Manish: Why are you standing under the hot sun?
Rishabh: I am trying to dry up my sweat.
Somnath Pati, Class VI, St Pauls School, Rourkela, Orissa
Tipu finds a chip of a stone in his food.
Tipu: God has given you a pair of eyes. Cant you see the chips when you cook?
Wife: God has given you 32 teeth. Cant you use them to grind one piece?
Md Shamim Ansari, Class VII, Little Angels Academy, Dhanbad, Jharkhand
Avinash: Mom, can I eat an ice-cream?
Mom: No dear, you will catch a cold.
Avinash: Dont worry mom, Ill wear a sweater before I eat it.
Rohan Jain, Class II, La Martiniere for Boys, Calcutta
Question: What begins with a t, ends with a t and is full of a thing beginning with t?
Answer: A teapot.
Abhishek Pattanayak, Class VI, Kendriya Vidyalaya, Fort William, Calcutta
Mother: Why did you swallow the money I gave you?
Son: Because you said it was for my lunch.
Shweta Mondal, Class V, Hem Sheela Model School, Durgapur, West Bengal
Kavita: I feel very sorry for my maths book.
Kavita: Because it has so many problems!
Kavya Mayecha, Class IV, La Martiniere for Girls, Calcutta
Husband: Why are you looking so sad?
Wife: I was reading a book, which has a sad ending.
Husband: Which book is that?
Wife: My bank passbook.
Baishali Maji, Class VI, D.A.V. School, Durgapur, West Bengal
Man: Why did you stop suddenly although the signal was green?
Friend: Didnt you notice? STOP was written there on the road!
Suchandrima Dutta, Class VI, Carmel High School, Calcutta