Mary: A girl fell off her seat on the bus today. Everybody laughed except me.
Mom: Why didnt you laugh?
Mary: Because I was the one who fell.
Injamamul Haque Ahmed, Class VII, Delhi Public School, Dhaligaon, Assam
Teacher: Sohan, if a hen lays one egg per day, how many will it lay in a week?
Sohan: Six eggs, Maam.
Teacher (surprised): How?
Sohan: Sundays a holiday, Maam!
Aishwarya Gupta, Class VIII, National High School (for Girls), Calcutta
Question: Why do cows have bells?
Answer: Because their horns dont work.
Akash Sharma, Class V, Sunrise (English Medium) School, Belur
Question: What is never asked a question but is always answered?
Answer: The doorbell.
Ragamala Rahi Datta, Class V, Kendriya Vidyalaya, Khanapara, Guwahati
Son: Dad, will you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem?
Father: My gosh! Havent they found it yet? Theyve been looking for it since I was a lad.
Raktotpal Gogoi, Class VII, Delhi Public School, Nazira, Assam
Two men were riding on a train for the first time. They had brought bananas for lunch. Just as one of them bit into one of the bananas, the train entered a tunnel.
First man: Did you start having your banana?
Second man: No.
First man: Well, dont. I did and went blind.
Aditya Pran Borah, Class VII, Carmel School, Digboi, Assam
Question: Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Answer: To reach the high notes.
Anwesha Hazra, Class V, St Marys School, Siliguri
Mother: Why did you swallow the money I gave you?
Son: You told me it was my lunch money.
Upasana Basumullick, Class III, Calcutta Girls High School, Calcutta
First friend: When I was singing, somebody hit me with a shoe.
Second friend: Oh! What did you do?
First friend: What could I do? I just sang another song.
Guneet Singh Tarang, Class V, St Xaviers Collegiate School, Calcutta
Customer: Where is the paneer in your matar paneer?
Waiter: Do you expect to see a gulab (rose) in a gulab jamun?
Ishan Sarkar, Class III, The Assembly of God Church School, Purulia
Question: Whats the worst thing you would find in the school cafeteria?
Answer: The food.
Raj Chopra, Class VI, Springdale School, Ranchi