Teacher: Ranjit, did you know that I have the power to expel you, the power to suspend you and the power to thrash you? By the way, do you know where you are?
Ranjit: Yes. In a power house.
Raktotpal Gogoi, Class VII, Delhi Public School, Nazira, Assam
Question: How high do men and women usually stand?
Answer: Over two feet.
Ragamala Rahi Datta, Class V, Kendriya Vidyalaya, Khanapara, Orissa
Teacher (to Sam): Where is North America?
Sam: I dont know.
Teacher: Stand up on the bench.
Sam (after standing on the bench): I still cant see North America.
Elton Dcosta, Class VII, St James School, Calcutta
Question: What does Pappu do after taking a xerox?
Answer: He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
Raja Samanta, Class VIII, St Marys School, Rourkela
Judge: How did the accident occur?
Driver: I dont know, Sir. I was sleeping when the accident took place.
Rinita Saha, Class I, St Judes High School, Calcutta
Father: Where is your report card?
Son: The topper has taken it home to scare his father!
Anirban Saha, Class VII, B.D.M.I., Calcutta
Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called ?
Raju: I dont know.
Teacher: They are called Turks. Now what are the people of Germany called?
Raju: They are called Germs.
Sahiba Parween , Class IV, Central Academy, Ranchi
Question: How does a dentist swear in court?
Answer: He says, The tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.
Andriya Panda, Class VII, Vivekananda Mission School, Joka, West Bengal
Akash: Look! A thief has entered our kitchen. And he is eating the cake I made.
Mahesh: Whom should I call now, the police or an ambulance?
Abhishek Shaw, Class VIII, Cambridge School, Cuttack
Nurse: Why are you looking so tired?
Patient: I had to stay up all night to finish reading this thick book on blood.
Nurse: Why did you do that?
Patient: Am I not supposed to have a blood test tomorrow?
Rahul Sarkar, Class VIII, Orient Day School, Calcutta
Question: Why was the crab arrested?
Answer: Because it was going about clawing everyone.
Rishika Chatterjee, Class VIII, St Pauls Boarding And Day School, Calcutta