Rohan got onto a double decker bus and went to sit on the upper deck. After a while, a frightened Rohan came down to the lower deck.
Conductor: Why did you come down?
Rohan: Theres no driver on that bus!
M. Nivedha, Class IV, Atomic Energy Central School, Jaduguda, Jharkhand
Anwesha: Mother, may I please go out with my friends?
Mother: No way! Your exams are near.
Anwesha: But how can they be near when they cant walk?
Arvind Agarwal, Class VIII, Lions Calcutta (Greater) Vidya Mandir, Calcutta
Raju: If there was no water on earth, what would happen?
Arun: We would get pure milk.
Archana, Class V, Assam Rifles Nodal School, Assam
Departing guest to bell-boy: Quick, run up to Room 654 and see if I left my watch and cellphone. Run, because Ive just got seven minutes to catch the train.
After five minutes...
Bellboy: Yes, Sir. They are up there.
Raktotpal Gogoi, Class VII, Delhi Public School, Nazira, Assam
Son: Daddy, I have got marks that the topper cannot dream of getting.
Overjoyed father: How much did you get, my son?
Oneil Akash Biswas, Class V, Don Bosco School, Siliguri, West Bengal
Amritas sister came home after attending a cooking class.
Sister: Amrita, you know, I had my toughest assignment today.
Amrita: Why? What was the assignment?
Sister: I had to eat whatever I had made.
Keshav Gupta, Class V, Delhi Public School, Ruby Park, Calcutta
Shyam: Hows your new guitar?
Ram: Oh! I threw it away.
Shyam: Why did you do that?
Ram: Because it had a hole in the middle.
Kunal Paul, Class VI, St Marys School, Assam
Judge: Have you ever stolen anything?
Prisoner in the dock: Yes, now and then.
Judge: What have you stolen?
Prisoner: Oh! This and that.
Judge: Take him away and lock him up.
Prisoner: But when will I get out again?
Judge: Oh! Sooner or later.
Fatema Sayeed, Class VIII, Loreto Day School, Dharamtalla, Calcutta
Question: What is a cows favourite activity?
Somdeb Sengupta, Lycee, Class VIII, Calcutta
Boy: Have you heard about the girl who goes on saying No?
Boy: Oh, so its you.
Samrat Chakraborty, Class VI, Denobili School, Dhanbad