Rohan got onto a double decker bus and went to sit on the upper deck. After a while, a frightened Rohan came down to the lower deck.

Conductor: Why did you come down?

Rohan: There’s no driver on that bus!

M. Nivedha, Class IV, Atomic Energy Central School, Jaduguda, Jharkhand

Anwesha: Mother, may I please go out with my friends?

Mother: No way! Your exams are near.

Anwesha: But how can they be near when they can’t walk?

Arvind Agarwal, Class VIII, Lions Calcutta (Greater) Vidya Mandir, Calcutta

Raju: If there was no water on earth, what would happen?

Arun: We would get pure milk.

Archana, Class V, Assam Rifles Nodal School, Assam

Departing guest to bell-boy: Quick, run up to Room 654 and see if I left my watch and cellphone. Run, because I’ve just got seven minutes to catch the train.

After five minutes...

Bellboy: Yes, Sir. They are up there.

Raktotpal Gogoi, Class VII, Delhi Public School, Nazira, Assam

Son: Daddy, I have got marks that the topper cannot dream of getting.

Overjoyed father: How much did you get, my son?

Son: Zero!

O’neil Akash Biswas, Class V, Don Bosco School, Siliguri, West Bengal

Amrita’s sister came home after attending a cooking class.

Sister: Amrita, you know, I had my toughest assignment today.

Amrita: Why? What was the assignment?

Sister: I had to eat whatever I had made.

Keshav Gupta, Class V, Delhi Public School, Ruby Park, Calcutta

Shyam: How’s your new guitar?

Ram: Oh! I threw it away.

Shyam: Why did you do that?

Ram: Because it had a hole in the middle.

Kunal Paul, Class VI, St Mary’s School, Assam

Judge: Have you ever stolen anything?

Prisoner in the dock: Yes, now and then.

Judge: What have you stolen?

Prisoner: Oh! This and that.

Judge: Take him away and lock him up.

Prisoner: But when will I get out again?

Judge: Oh! Sooner or later.

Fatema Sayeed, Class VIII, Loreto Day School, Dharamtalla, Calcutta

Question: What is a cow’s favourite activity?

Answer: Moo-sic.

Somdeb Sengupta, Lycee, Class VIII, Calcutta

Boy: Have you heard about the girl who goes on saying ‘No’?

Girl: No

Boy: Oh, so its you.

Samrat Chakraborty, Class VI, Denobili School, Dhanbad