Rahul: What is the longest piece of furniture in the school?
Rohit: The multiplication table.
Argho Chakraborty, Class IV, St Josephs Convent High School, Chittaranjan, Burdwan
Question: Why is it hard for leopards to hide?
Answer: Because they are always spotted.
Namrata Bagchi, Class VIII, Apeejay School, Salt Lake, Calcutta
Teacher: Raju, name any two animals living in the polar region.
Raju: Polar bear, Sir.
Teacher: And what about naming another animal from the region, Raju?
Johnny: Well, its the polar bears wife, Sir.
Nikhil Agarwal, Class VII, Delhi Public School, Siliguri
Question: What do you call an underwater spy?
Answer: We call him James Pond!
Nihal Prakash, Class VIII, La Martiniere for Boys, Calcutta
Rhea: What clothing does a house wear?
Asmita Sengupta, Class VIII, South Point High School, Calcutta
Question: What did the computer do at lunch time?
Answer: It had a byte.
Somdeb Sengupta, Class VIII, Lycee, Calcutta
Teacher: Whats the longest word in the English language ?
Pupil: Smiles, because there is a mile between the first and the last letters!
Manav Mirchandani, Class VIII, La Martiniere for Boys, Calcutta
Dad: How was your exam, son?
Son: Excellent, dad. I forgot the answer to Question 1, left out Question 3 because I was in a hurry to finish, did not know the answer to Question 4 and did not see Question 5.
Dad: What about Question 2?
Son: That is the only one which went wrong.
Aditi Ganatra, Class VIII, Our Lady Queen Of The Missions School, Park Circus, Calcutta
Physics teacher to Mini,
Teacher: What is the unit of power?
Teacher: Thats excellent, Mini. You are absolutely right. It is watt.
Rohan Prasad, Class VII, Central Modern School, Baranagar, Calcutta
Mohan: Suppose you missed bus Number 44, what would you do to get home?
Ram: Oh, I would simply take bus Number 22 twice.
Soumyadeep Mandal, Class VIII, Garia Vidya Bhavan (South) School, Calcutta
Soham: Theres one thing no one in my school can do.
Mother: Really! Whats that?
Soham: Only I can read my handwriting.
Koustav Sen, Class VII, Assembly of God Church School, Tollygunge , Calcutta