Rahul: Im not going back to school again.
Mother: Why not?
Rahul: Its our maths teacher. On Wednesday she said five and five make 10. Yesterday she said seven and three make 10. And today she said six and four make 10. Im not going back until she makes up her mind.
FATEMA SAYEED, Class VII, Loreto Day School, Dharamtalla, Calcutta
Father: Id like some vitamins for my son.
Shop assistant: Vitamin A, B, C or D?
Father: Any will do. My son doesnt know the alphabet yet.
MAHESH AGARWAL, Class VIII, St Josephs School, North Point, Darjeeling
Question: Why do cows have bells?
Answer: Because their horns dont work.
NAMAN PRASAD, Class VII, De Nobili School, Dhanbad
Teacher: Do you know anything about Napoleon?
Student: Yes, that hes dead.
ADITI SHAH, Class VI, St Thomas Girls School, Calcutta
Question: What comes first, chicken or egg?
Answer: Whichever you order first!
SUBHAM AGRAWAL, Class III, Nopani School, Calcutta
Two rich women were talking.
1st woman: I recently bought a bed that belonged to Napoleon and Josephine
2nd woman: Oh! You buy second hand furniture!
NIDHI SINGH, Class VIII, Caesar School, Malbazar, Jalpaiguri
After a surgery...
Doctor: I have to operate upon you once more.
Doctor: Im afraid I have left a pair of gloves inside your body.
Patient: You dont have to operate upon me once again. Ill pay you for your gloves.
SRITAMA SEN, Class VI, Delhi Public School, New Town, Calcutta
Mother: What did you learn in school today?
Son: The teacher taught us to write.
Mother: And what did you learn to write?
Son: I dont know. She hasnt taught us to read yet.
AASHRAY LATH, Class IV, Assembly of God Church School, Purulia
Teacher: I hope I didnt see you looking at Freds test paper.
Pupil: I hope you didnt see me either!
MANAV MIRCHANDANI, Class VIII, La Martiniere for Boys, Calcutta
Rani: I have the most perfect son in the world. He never lies, never disobeys his parents and never comes home late.
Rohan: Oh! How old is he?
Rani: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
TAHAA AHMED, Class VII, Seventh Day Adventist Senior Secondary School, Calcutta