Question: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Answer: A walkie-talkie!
Nihal Prakash, Class VIII, La Martiniere for Boys, Calcutta
Rita: What type of pants do elephants wear?
Asmita sengupta, Class VIII, South Point High School, Calcutta
Teacher: On which river is the city of London situated?
John: Hudson, Sir!
Teacher: No! London is on the Thames, New York on the Hudson.
John: Good God! There is really a river named Hudson then, Sir!
Debayudh Datta, Class VIII, St Pauls Mission School, Calcutta
Patient : Oh! I am really nervous about the heart surgery Im undergoing.
Surgeon : Dont worry, in my experience as a heart surgeon, only one patient has died.
Patient: How many patients have you operated on?
Surgeon: Well, you are the second.
Krittika Gupta, Class V, Birla High School for Girls, Calcutta
Shalini: Why are you standing under the sun in this heat?
Tina: Cant you see that I am trying to dry my sweat?
Asmita Bose, Class V, Loreto Day School, Bowbazar, Calcutta
Question: Why do cows wear bells?
Answer: Obviously because their horns do not work.
Akshita Roy, Class VIII, La Martiniere for Girls, Calcutta
Customer: Please give me a tin of apple juice.
Shopkeeper: We have run out of juice. Please take these apples and squeeze the juice out of them.
Customer: Ok, heres the money.
Shopkeeper: But this is plain paper.
Customer: I have run out of money. Go and print the currency notes.
TUSHAR SHAW, Class VIII, Kalyani Central Model School, Nadia
History teacher: What would have happened if there were a third world war?
Student (wearily): It would have meant yet another chapter in our history book.
S. Rajesh, Class IV, Amrita Vidyalayam, Durgapur
Customer: This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: But you are not laughing while having it.
Argho Chakraborty, Class IV, St Josephs Convent High School, Chittaranjan
Ram: Who will win the race, the tortoise or the 100-legged insect?
Raju: Cant tell. Who?
Ram: The tortoise, of course.
Raju: How is that?
Ram: The tortoise would have touched the finishing tape by the time the 100-legged insect had finished putting on its shoes!
Ankit Pal, Class VI, D.A.V. Model School, Durgapur