Heidi Klum with Seal

Heidi Klum

Jai Kali!

Look what Halloween did to her! Heidi Klum dressed up like the Goddess Kali for her annual Halloween party and put on an awesome show with husband Seal. But this Kali has strong political affiliations; she wags that famous tongue to back Barack Obama. Heidi and Seal were spotted in New York City on Halloween afternoon strolling hand in hand sporting badges in support of Obama; Seal even put on an Obama mask for a while. Heidi and Seal had recently announced they’d leave the US if Republican candidate John McCain wins the presidential race. What they left unsaid was that they’d shift to Kalighat!

Lindsay Lohan

Everyone on the set of Ugly Betty has supposedly seen Lindsay Lohan naked. But we’ll get to that in a moment. According to The New York Post, Lohan’s behaviour on the set of the ABC show has been so abysmal that the series has cut the number of episodes she’ll appear on from six to four. “It was a mess. Lindsay would show up every day with an entourage of people,” a source said. “She smoked 24/7, and after she left, they had to repaint her dressing room it was such a mess... She would obsessively cut pictures of herself out of the tabloids like she was creating some sort of scrapbook. She refused to go on set until America Ferrera was there — it was a power play.”

And then there was more of Lohan than anticipated in more ways than one. A scene involved Ferrera’s character pulling down the pants of Lohan’s character. Only when the pants came down did everyone realise that “Lindsay wasn’t wearing any underwear”. The entire crew got an impromptu lesson in why Lohan is famously known as Firecrotch! A friend of Lohan however countered the crotch-on-show talk. “Lindsay wears underwear all the time now. She was wearing a G-string. And it was America’s fault. They were rehearsing the scene and she wasn’t supposed to pull Lindsay’s pants down, but she did. Lindsay was so embarrassed, she started crying.”

Wanted: a copycat catfight on Bigg Boss!

Quote of the week

I’m not trying to have Jake Gyllenhaal’s baby. I’m not a major fashionista. I’m not going through a lesbian phase. I’m just normal. I’m just really freakin’ normal — Elizabeth Banks, on why no one talks about her 16-year relationship with the same man, husband Max Handelman