Air hostess to passenger
Air hostess: Do you want dinner?
Passenger: What are my choices?
Air hostess: Yes or no
Rishika Bhiwaniwala, Class VIII, Birla High School, Calcutta
Question: Why did the man go to the dentist when something went wrong with his mobile?
Answer: Because its bluetooth was causing problems.
Palak Jha, Class VI, Carmel Junior College, Jamshedpur
Man: We are going to construct a swimming pool. Would you like to donate something?
Lady: Of course. You can take this bucket of water.
Abhay Gaulechha, Class VIII, St Helens School, Howrah
Teacher: Timmy, you missed school yesterday, didnt you?
Timmy: Not a bit!
Divvyansh Chhaparia, Class II, Welland Gouldsmith School, Calcutta
Question: How did the eskimo build his house?
Answer: I-glood it together.
Subham Dwivedi, Class VIII, Mahbert High School, Siliguri
Teacher: Vinay, your composition My dog is exactly the same as your brothers. Did you copy his?
Vinay: No, Maam, its the same dog.
Moinak Roy, Shree Guru Vidyapith, Rampurhat, West Bengal
Patron: Theres a dragonfly in my soup.
Waiter: Thats the cook. The last customer was a witch doctor. He turned the cook into a dragonfly.
Jishnu Dasgupta, Class III, South Point High School, Calcutta
A dejected salesman from a cola company was talking to his friend after returning from an assignment in the Middle East.
Friend: Why werent you successful with the Arabs?
Salesman: I didnt know how to speak Arabic so I drew three posters. The first one had a man crawling across the desert, exhausted. The second showed him drinking from a cola bottle. The third had him looking refreshed. I placed them left to right.
Friend: What went wrong?
Salesman: I had forgotten that the Arabs read from right to left.
Khushboo Mehta, Class VI, Mahadevi Birla Girls Higher Secondary School, Calcutta
Question: What do frogs drink?
Somnath Pati, Class V, St Pauls School, Rourkela, Orissa
A boy was crying on the road. A man asked him, Why are you crying?
Boy: Ive lost my buffalo.
Man: The buffalo will go home by itself. You neednt worry.
Boy: But I dont know the way home. It was the buffalo who knew the way home.
Keisham Cheenguang, Class IV, Ramakrishna Mission Vidyapith, Deoghar