Air hostess to passenger

Air hostess: Do you want dinner?

Passenger: What are my choices?

Air hostess: Yes or no

Rishika Bhiwaniwala, Class VIII, Birla High School, Calcutta

Question: Why did the man go to the dentist when something went wrong with his mobile?

Answer: Because it’s bluetooth was causing problems.

Palak Jha, Class VI, Carmel Junior College, Jamshedpur

Man: We are going to construct a swimming pool. Would you like to donate something?

Lady: Of course. You can take this bucket of water.

Abhay Gaulechha, Class VIII, St Helen’s School, Howrah

Teacher: Timmy, you missed school yesterday, didn’t you?

Timmy: Not a bit!

Divvyansh Chhaparia, Class II, Welland Gouldsmith School, Calcutta

Question: How did the eskimo build his house?

Answer: I-gloo’d it together.

Subham Dwivedi, Class VIII, Mahbert High School, Siliguri

Teacher: Vinay, your composition ‘My dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?

Vinay: No, Ma’am, it’s the same dog.

Moinak Roy, Shree Guru Vidyapith, Rampurhat, West Bengal

Patron: There’s a dragonfly in my soup.

Waiter: That’s the cook. The last customer was a witch doctor. He turned the cook into a dragonfly.

Jishnu Dasgupta, Class III, South Point High School, Calcutta

A dejected salesman from a cola company was talking to his friend after returning from an assignment in the Middle East.

Friend: Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?

Salesman: I didn’t know how to speak Arabic so I drew three posters. The first one had a man crawling across the desert, exhausted. The second showed him drinking from a cola bottle. The third had him looking refreshed. I placed them left to right.

Friend: What went wrong?

Salesman: I had forgotten that the Arabs read from right to left.

Khushboo Mehta, Class VI, Mahadevi Birla Girls Higher Secondary School, Calcutta

Question: What do frogs drink?

Answer: Croak-a-cola.

Somnath Pati, Class V, St Paul’s School, Rourkela, Orissa

A boy was crying on the road. A man asked him, ‘‘Why are you crying?’’

Boy: I’ve lost my buffalo.

Man: The buffalo will go home by itself. You needn’t worry.

Boy: But I don’t know the way home. It was the buffalo who knew the way home.

Keisham Cheenguang, Class IV, Ramakrishna Mission Vidyapith, Deoghar