John : I failed every subject except for algebra. Father: How did you keep from failing that?
John: I didnt take the algebra exam.
Archisman Podder, Class VI, St Marys Orphanage and Day School, Dum Dum, Calcutta
Patient: How long can a person live without a brain?
Doctor: How old are you?
Aditi Shah, Class VI, St Thomas Girls School, Calcutta
An elephant and an ant were once riding a bike. There was an accident and the elephant was dead.
Question: But the ant was alive. How?
Answer: Because the ant was wearing a helmet!
Subhadeep Chottoraj, Class VI, Vivekananda Mission School, Joka
Teacher: I am very beautiful. Which tense is this?
Student: Naturally, it is the past tense.
Avaratanu Roy, Class VIII, St Josephs School, Bihar
Lawyer: Dont you feel ashamed that you keep coming to the court so many times?
Criminal: I came to the court only four times, but you come here every day. So shouldnt you feel more ashamed?
Subhamita Sengupta, Class VI, Vivekananda Mission School, Joka
One day a man went to a store that sold television sets. Man: Do you have a colour TV?
Shopkeeper: Yes, we do.
Man: Will you please give me the red one?
Udit Bandopadhyay, Class VI, Barrackpore Army School, Calcutta
Question: How do you make seven even? Answer: By removing the S from seven!
Pankaj Kumar Jain, Class VIII, Bidya Teestha Academy, Calcutta
Question: What game did Godzilla play with humans? Answer: Squash.
Sayak Prasad, Class VII, Delhi Public School, Siliguri
Father: Son, what would you like to be when you grow up?
Son: A veterinary doctor.
Son: Because animals cant complain of wrong treatment.
Kumaresh Halder, Class VIII, St Anthonys School, Kurseong
Question: In which room cant we enter?
Indrani Chatterjee, Class III, Loreto Convent School, Asansol
Teacher: Students, what do you know about the people of 18th century?
Students: They are all in heaven now.
Mousumi Paul, Class VII, Swami Pranabananda Vidyapith, Calcutta