Shantanu: I would like some vitamins for my son.

Helper: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Shantanu: Any will do, my son doesn’t know the alphabets yet.

Souvik Ghosh, Class VIII, Burdwan Municipal High School, Burdwan

Radhika: How did the elephant climb the tree?

Shruti: It sat on the seed and waited for it to grow.

Sheetal Chachra, Class IV, Loreto Convent School, Asansol

Question: Why did the maths book go to the doctor?

Answer: Because it had a lot of problems.

Srimoyee Gupta , Class VII, Nivedita Vidyapith, Barrackpore

Raman was starving. He went to a café and started stuffing food into his mouth with both his hands.

Passerby: Why are you eating with two hands?

Raman: Because I haven’t got three.

Utkarsh Jain, Class VIII, Delhi Public School, Siliguri

Tina: Do you like eggs?

Sareena: No, I don’t. I’m too tired of getting them in my maths tests.

Asmita Sengupta, Class VIII, South Point High School, Calcutta

Teacher: Subham, if you have five marbles and Sudarshan takes three away, what happens?

Subham: A fight for sure, Sir.

Sulakshana Lama, Class VI, Girls High School Kalimpong, Dalapchand

Kaushik: I have changed my mind.

Indranil: Oh good! Does it work better than the old one?

Somdeb Sengupta, Class VIII, Lycee, Calcutta

Kishor: How’s your new guitar?

Hemanta: Oh, I threw it away.

Kishor: What made you throw it away?

Hemanta: Oh! It had this huge hole in the middle.

Konmoni, Class VIII, Bajali Higher Secondary School, Assam

Question: Why did the king draw a straight line?

Answer: Because he was the ruler.

Dipanjan Pal, Class VIII, Howrah Zilla School, Howrah

Stranger: Do you think I'll be able to catch the 3 ’clock train if I take the shortcut through your field?

Farmer: Oh, certainly. And you might even reach the station by 2 ’clock if the bull sees you.

Nidhi Singh, Class VIII, Caesar School, Malbazar, Jalpaiguri

Dentist: I will charge Rs 500 for extracting your son’s tooth.

Father: But doctor, I thought you only charged Rs 100 per patient.

Dentist: I normally do. But your son screamed so loudly after I extracted his tooth, that he scared away four other patients.

Rituparna Das, Class VII, Holy Child Institute, Calcutta