Teacher: Raju, where were you born?
Teacher: Spell it.
Raju: I just remembered that I was born in Puri.
Biswajit Paul, Class V, Tiljala High School, Calcutta
Tina: What do you call a large wave?
Tina: And what do you call a little wave?
Ravi: A microwave.
Oindrila Das, Class V, Loreto Day School, Bowbazar
Question: What do you call a cow during an earthquake?
Abhijeet Mandal, Class VI, Belpahar English Medium School, Jharsuguda
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps talking long after people have lost all interest?
Student: A teacher.
Suchetak Ghosh, Class VII, St Stephens School, Dum Dum
Teacher: Students, why are you shouting?
Students: We werent shouting, maam. We were just discussing.
Teacher: What were you discussing?
Students: The benefits of silence.
Subhamita Sengupta, Class V, Vivekananda Mission School, Calcutta
Patient: I came to see you last week about insomnia. But your advice hasnt helped. I still cant sleep.
Doctor: Did you count sheep like I asked you to?
Patient: Yes. I counted 10,456 sheep.
Doctor: And you still couldnt sleep?
Patient: No. By the time I finished counting, it was time to wake up.
Subham Saha, Class VIII, Burnpur Riverside School, Asansol
Question: Why did Kamal keep his CD player in the fridge?
Answer: Because he wanted to listen to some cool music.
Chayan Deep Batra, Class III, St Augustines Day School, Calcutta
Policeman (to a drunkard): I would like you to accompany me to the police station.
Drunkard: Why? Arent you confident of making it to the police station on your own?
Raktotpal Gogoi, Class VII, Delhi Public School, Nazira
Questions: Who do cows wear bells?
Answer: Because their horns dont work.
Akash Sharma, Class V, Sunrise English Medium School, Belur
Teacher: What is your fathers name? Answer in English.
Student: My fathers name is Butter Red Government.
Teacher: Is that a joke?
Student: No, sir. His name is Makhan Lal Sarkar.
Nilesh Agarwal, Class VIII, Shree Jain Vidyalaya, Calcutta
Ram: Our teacher is very religious.
Father: How can you tell?
Ram: Every time I can answer a question, she says, My God!
Sunit Paul, Class VII, Don Bosco High School, Guwahati