Ram: Why do you always answer a question with another question?
Shyam: Do I?
Utkarsh Jain, Class VII, Delhi Public School, Siliguri
Teacher: Why have you come to school with bread slices in your hand?
Jerry: There was a jam on the road, Sir.
Archisman Poddar, Class V, St Marys Orphanage and Day School, Calcutta
Man: Why are you crying, little boy?
Little boy: Because my brother has holidays and I dont.
Man: Thats unfair. And why dont you have holidays?
Little boy: Because I havent yet started going to school.
Subham Saha, Class VII, Burnpur Riverside School, Burdwan
Customer: Waiter! There are no potatoes in this potato paratha.
Waiter: Thats all right. We dont have Kashmir in our Kashmiri pulao either.
Subhalakshmi Yadav, Class VII, Holy Cross School, Baruipur
Jim: Do you know, my dog can tell the time?
Tim: Thats impossible. How can a dog tell what time it is?
Jim: He is a watchdog.
Rohan Shah, Class VII, La Martiniere School for Boys, Calcutta
A man boards a bus, hails the conductor and buys a ticket. When the conductor gives him the ticket, he cant stop grinning.
Fellow passenger: Why are you grinning?
Man: I just made a fool of the conductor. You see, I already have a pass.
Rajat Agarwal, Class VIII, Delhi Public School, Siliguri
Teacher: Why are you late for school?
Vikram: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Vikram: The one that says School ahead. Go slow.
Subhrankash Panda, Class VI, D.A.V. Model School, Durgapur
Teacher: All the worlds a stage and the people on it are mere players.
Student: Who is the audience?
Nandini Banga, Class VII, St Johns Diocesan Girls School, Calcutta
Teacher: Which is the largest ant in the world?
Student: An eleph-ant.
MD Kashif, Class V, Modern Day School, Calcutta
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Student: Ive done my homework, maam. Its just that I forgot to write it down.
Joydeep Naskar, Class IV, K.V.I.I.M. School, Joka
Customer: Waiter, this egg is rotten.
Waiter: Dont blame me. I laid the table, not the egg.
Raktotpal Gogoi, Class VII, Delhi Public School, Nazira