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BOY 2 enters, carrying a large loaf of bread in a brown paper package, whistling loudly.
BOY: Ssh. Stop whistling so loudly.
BOY 2: Why?
BOY: There’s a white baby elephant sleeping behind the tree.
BOY 2: Oh.
Pause.
BOY 2: Did you say an elephant?
BOY: Yes. A white elephant.
BOY 2: Oh! And he’s sleeping...
BOY: ...behind the tree, that’s right.
BOY 2: Is he your white elephant?
BOY: Not really. He’s my friend and I’m helping him.
BOY 2: Helping him?
BOY: He wants a home. And I’m sitting on this bench thinking of a plan to help him... Do you by any chance want a white baby elephant?
BOY 2: No. I already have a baby sister.
BOY: That’s all right then. I’ll think of another plan.
Silence.
BOY 2: You think I can see him?
BOY: See him?
BOY 2: The white elephant.
BOY: Oh sure. But you must be very, very quiet. Come, I’ll show him to you.
They tiptoe to the tree.
BOY: See. That’s him. And this ocean of water is because he cried so much.
BOY 2: He’s very big.
BOY: Ssh.
BOY 2: And very very white.
BOY: Ssh... ssh...
BOY drags BOY 2 away from the tree.
BOY: I told you to be quiet. Suppose he woke up and heard you. Think how hurt he would be...
BOY 2: He can’t understand us.
BOY: Of course he can. He’s an educated elephant.
BOY 2: Oh.
They sit on the bench. BOY 2 opens the packet of bread and both boys break off pieces of the bread and eat in an abstracted way.
BOY 2: (shouts suddenly) I’ve got...
BOY: Stop shouting... Ssh.
BOY 2 coughs and splutters and BOY thumps him on the back rather harder than required.
BOY 2: Stop that. You are breaking my back. (BOY stops) Phew!
BOY: What now?
BOY 2: I was just about to say I’ve got a brilliant idea.
BOY: Then what happened?
BOY 2: Then I got a piece of bread in my wind pipe. So I coughed and...
BOY: Oh goodness. So you forgot your brilliant idea?
BOY 2: Of course not. I still remember it.
Silence.
BOY 2: Shall I tell you?
BOY: If you want to. I don’t think much of it anyway.
BOY 2: How do you know whether you like it or not before I tell you?
BOY: Tell me then.
BOY 2: I know a circus owner.
BOY: (jumps up) What!
BOY 2: Ssh! Don’t shout. I know a circus...
BOY: A circus owner! The owner of a circus! Wow!
BOY 2: I told you it was a brilliant idea.
BOY: Now all we have to do is...
To be continued
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