Teacher: Class, I will ask you one question tomorrow. You better come prepared.
(The next day) Teacher: How many hairs are there on your head'
Student: 5 crore, 55 lakh, nine hundred and eighty-five.
Teacher: How come you are so sure of the exact number'
Student: Sorry, sir. I havenít prepared for that question.
Nikhil Agarwal, Class VII, Delhi Public School, Siliguri
Man: How old is your father'
Boy: As old as me.
Man: But how is that possible'
Boy: He became a father the day I was born.
Sampanna Chatterjee, Class IV, Vivekananda Mission School, Joka
Bunti: Sunil, why are you standing in front of the mirror with a puzzled expression'
Sunil: Iíve been trying to remember where Iíve seen that face before.
Haradhan Mohanto, Class VII, Vidya Bhavan School, Nagaland
Teacher: From where do we get silk' Rahul: From silkworms, sir.
Teacher: Good. Sunil, from where do we get milk'
Sunil: From a milkworm.
Kaveri Saha, Class V, Kendriya Vidyalaya, Salt Lake
Question: What time is it when an elephant sits on your car'
Answer: Time to buy a new car.
Srishti Chaudhari, Class V, D.A.V. Public School, NIT Campus, Jamshedpur
Man: Have you cleaned the fridge like I asked you to'
Servant: Yes, sir. the ice-cream was very tasty.
Naomi Kisku, Class VII, St Moses School, Purnea
Question: Why did the foolish man invite 17 of his friends to watch the movie'
Answer: Because the poster said that no one under 18 would be allowed.
Adit Sood, Class VI, Mahbert High School, Siliguri
Mother: You have been fighting again and lost two of your front teeth.
Son: No, I havenít lost them.
Mother: What do you mean' I can see that two of your front teeth are missing.
Son: No, I have them right here in my pocket.
Raktotpal Gogoi, Class VII, Delhi Public School, Nazira
Shekhar: Suman, can you speak Marathi'
Suman: Of course. No problem.
Shekhar: Then speak.
Dibyendu Pusti, Class VIII, K.T.P.P High School, Mecheda, Midnapore East
Robber: Give me your money.
Man: Do you know Iím a politician'
Robber: In that case, give me my money.
Subhankar Ghosh, Class VIII, Gopal Govinda Academy, Barrackpore