Teacher: Class, I will ask you one question tomorrow. You better come prepared.

(The next day) Teacher: How many hairs are there on your head?

Student: 5 crore, 55 lakh, nine hundred and eighty-five.

Teacher: How come you are so sure of the exact number?

Student: Sorry, sir. I haven’t prepared for that question.

Nikhil Agarwal, Class VII, Delhi Public School, Siliguri

Man: How old is your father?

Boy: As old as me.

Man: But how is that possible?

Boy: He became a father the day I was born.

Sampanna Chatterjee, Class IV, Vivekananda Mission School, Joka

Bunti: Sunil, why are you standing in front of the mirror with a puzzled expression?

Sunil: I’ve been trying to remember where I’ve seen that face before.

Haradhan Mohanto, Class VII, Vidya Bhavan School, Nagaland

Teacher: From where do we get silk? Rahul: From silkworms, sir.

Teacher: Good. Sunil, from where do we get milk?

Sunil: From a milkworm.

Kaveri Saha, Class V, Kendriya Vidyalaya, Salt Lake

Question: What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Answer: Time to buy a new car.

Srishti Chaudhari, Class V, D.A.V. Public School, NIT Campus, Jamshedpur

Man: Have you cleaned the fridge like I asked you to?

Servant: Yes, sir. the ice-cream was very tasty.

Naomi Kisku, Class VII, St Moses School, Purnea

Question: Why did the foolish man invite 17 of his friends to watch the movie?

Answer: Because the poster said that no one under 18 would be allowed.

Adit Sood, Class VI, Mahbert High School, Siliguri

Mother: You have been fighting again and lost two of your front teeth.

Son: No, I haven’t lost them.

Mother: What do you mean? I can see that two of your front teeth are missing.

Son: No, I have them right here in my pocket.

Raktotpal Gogoi, Class VII, Delhi Public School, Nazira

Shekhar: Suman, can you speak Marathi?

Suman: Of course. No problem.

Shekhar: Then speak.

Suman: Marathi.

Dibyendu Pusti, Class VIII, K.T.P.P High School, Mecheda, Midnapore East

Robber: Give me your money.

Man: Do you know I’m a politician?

Robber: In that case, give me my money.

Subhankar Ghosh, Class VIII, Gopal Govinda Academy, Barrackpore