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Roger Federer takes the history
of his sport seriously, so seriously that this Wimbledon
he dressed himself to look like a quotation from its past.
Last year, Federer had treated us to an off-white or cream
blazer with a gold crest; this time he turned up in something
that looked suspiciously like a white suit till you looked
closer and saw that the jacket was a blazer because it had
piping sewn in along its edges, as well as a monogrammed
crest: his initials intertwined in gold. Gold was something
of a motif: there were deep gold stripes at the join of
the sleeves, a gold Nike Swoosh embroidered on his headband,
even gold accents just above the heels of his shoes where
the uppers began.
So a blazer and a contemporary
take on cream flannels coordinated with a discreet V-necked
cricket pullover made up Federer’s opening sartorial statement
on court. Opening statement because the blazer, the trousers
and the pullover were for show. Federer took them off before
he began playing. They were the props for his little magic
trick: when he took them off he shape-shifted: from the
gentlemanly amateur he turned into the professional athlete.
When Nadal and Federer walked
on to Centre Court on the day of the final, Nadal led the
way, in his three-quarter-length shorts and sleeveless T-shirts,
running ahead of Federer, swinging his racket and weaving
from side to side like a boxer. Federer strolled in behind
his co-star, wearing his period outfit, looking like the
human lead in that summer blockbuster, Gatsby vs
Godzilla. The history Federer was gesturing at in his costume
was tennis’s country-house past. He could have been a character
out of L.P. Hartley’s The Go-Between, a weekend guest
at a stately home, tripping into the breakfast room asking
“Tennis, anyone?” expecting some languid lounger to answer
his cue and getting Rafa instead. A friend (a fan of Federer’s
style who hates everything about Nadal’s muscular game)
muttered that all that was needed to complete the scene
was a leash.
I think my friend is jaundiced
and rude and wrong. The animal slur is both wicked and inaccurate.
True, a Martian umpiring this match might have ruled it
a no-contest on the strength of the physical evidence: Federer’s
forearms looked like match-sticks, Nadal’s forearms looked
like someone’s thighs. But Rafael Nadal doesn’t look like
an animal — he looks like a cartoon. A glance at his arms
and I even knew which one: Popeye.
My wife and I trembled for Federer,
my children rooted for Nadal. We couldn’t understand why
anyone (apart from a Spaniard) would want Nadal to win,
till I made the Popeye connection. They loved Nadal because
he looked and dressed and played like some cartoon character.
He moved like a superhero, made unlikely drawn-out sounds
and had muscles that only a cartoonist would dare draw.
It wasn’t hard to imagine him inhaling spinach at the change-overs
and bounding out, re-charged. He even did odd things that
my children fondly call ‘gross’, like picking the seat of
his shorts out of his... person, as a preliminary to serving.
When I made disgusted sounds the third or fourth time he
did this, they were impatient. “It’s just a wedgie! Everyone
has them.” Now I had a name for his condition, but it didn’t
change my mind. If I had been Federer, I’d have asked for
a change of balls every game.
Through the long, five-set match,
the cameras kept returning to Bjorn Borg in the Royal Box
because it was only his second time at Wimbledon since he
walked away from tennis more than a quarter of a century
ago. He was there to watch Federer equal his record of five
Wimbledon titles in a row. The Swiss was born shortly after
the Swede retired and tennis pundits have been keen to cast
Federer as Borg’s heir. One of them thought the two had
impassivity in common.
He (and everyone else who sees
a likeness) was confusing expressionlessness with composure.
Borg was expressionless, Federer is composed...till he loses
his composure, as he did when HawkEye endorsed Nadal’s challenges.
With his head-banded blond hair, his thin unshaven face
and his recessed eyes that seemed to be searching his own
innards, Borg looked like a Nordic Spock, a remote, shuttered
alien with a pulse rate under forty, who turned up every
year to play demi-god amongst the mortals. Once a tournament,
after winning championship point, he allowed himself a public
display of feeling: he dropped to his knees the better to
give thanks to Himself. Then he shook hands with the nominated
loser, collected his trophy and left.
Federer weeps. This time, by his
own admission, he was leaking tears of relieved triumph
at 5-2 in the fifth set, one game before he actually won.
He endeared himself to everyone with his acceptance speech
when he was given the trophy. Federer does lovely interviews
afterwards in three languages. He made a charming little
speech to Borg on camera when he came to congratulate Federer
upon his victory. Federer declared that he had given Borg
a Swedish hug, though it wasn’t clear that the Swede knew
what that was. For the photo-op Federer was all animated
charm; Borg worked up a small, quirky smile.
They’re different. Borg, being
a god, was content to be worshipped. Federer, being mortal,
merely wants to be king and needs to be loved by his people.
So Borg dressed to please himself: striped shirts, small
shorts and stubble. Roger dresses to wow his subjects. He
has the manner of a later Roman emperor, gifted enough and
ambitious enough to measure himself against the great Caesars.
Like the Romans, he is endearingly grand and not a little
vulgar. The little perforated lace-like details in his shirts,
the weakness for gold, the gold notches on his off-white
kitbag that mark his Wimbledon conquests, are the modern
equivalents of the gilt-edged toga.
Next year, when he wins (as I
hope he will), he’ll pull on his trousers, pull off his
head-band, pull out a laurel wreath and fix it on his head
before taking his trophy from the Duke. One with gilded
leaves, naturally. To match.
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